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Thread: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin

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    Meh, he can fuck what he wants I just don't wanna see it.
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    That poor raft, it was truly an innocent. But that pumpkin, now that pumpkin was asking for it. Dirty whore.
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    This may be the pumpkin in question. Hell, it looks like someone inflated it.
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    I'm never eating punkin pie again.
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    some things you just cannot unsee.
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    The giant painted arse looks like a tanned Hercule Poirot. As for the inflatable humper...well whatever floats your boat I suppose.

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    Soo....this guy is in Hamilton, and the 3,000 panties were dumped in Fairfield which is directly south and adjacent...and both are just outside of Cincinnati.

    Not a bit surprised. This is what sexual repression(Cincy is famous for this, from banning porn stores to the Hustler saga in the 70's) leads to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    i wonder if this is the problem that Solange Knowles has


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    Holy necro, Batman - but for good reason

    Man, 34, arrested for 'having sex with rubber ring'

    Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, was spotted appearing to have sexual relations with the ring in broad daylight in Hamilton, Ohio.


    Yahoo! News Thu, Jul 11, 2013

    A man has been arrested after allegedly having sex with a swimming pool rubber ring.

    Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, was spotted appearing to have sexual relations with the ring in broad daylight in Hamilton, Ohio.

    The incident, which happened on June 15, was said to have been witnessed by several children.

    Tobergta is alleged to have stepped from his backdoor naked before having 'sexual relations with a rubber pool float'.

    Amazingly, this is the second time Tobergta has been arrested in connection with having sex with a rubber ring.

    In August 2011, he was arrested at his home after he was seen engaging in sexual conduct with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to police records.

    During the first incident, he was allegedly spotted in an alleyway behind his home.

    A witness, who was the owner of the raft, spotted Tobergta and told him to stop. Tobergta allegedly took the raft with him after being caught.

    Tobergta has been arrested more than five times previously for similar offences, according to court records.

    He is due to appear in court in Butler County for his latest offence on July 23.

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    Yeah, I was hoping there'd be an update to this story. Thanks, levitt.
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    I wonder if the colour of the ring is important? Maybe he only likes them pink.
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    awww leave him a lone! he's not hurting anyone. well, maybe the inflatables but as far as sex offenders go, this one's harmless. and even if he escalates, what's the worst he can do, fuck a bouncy castle?
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    I think I read in one of these articles he was banging the inflatables in front of the children which is why the popo was called
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