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    I like the first one best: "it's satire" - "call it what you want".

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    John Fleming links to Onion story on Facebook - Mackenzie Weinger - POLITICO.com

    Rep. John Fleming has deleted his Facebook post linking to an article in The Onion about a fictional Planned Parenthood “Abortionplex.”
    In a Facebook status on Friday, the Louisiana Republican alerted his followers to The Onion’s May 18, 2011 article, “Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex” and wrote “More on Planned Parenthood, abortion by the wholesale.” Fleming’s spokesman Doug Sachtleben confirmed to POLITICO the post has since been removed from the congressman’s Facebook page and said the office had no further comment.

    The Onion’s editor, Joe Randazzo, said the publication is proud to count Fleming as a reader.

    “We’re delighted to hear that Rep. Fleming is a regular reader of America’s Finest News Source and doesn’t bother himself with The New York Times, Washington Post, the mediums of television and radio, or any other lesser journalism outlets,” he said in a statement.


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    LMAO, he would be from Louisiana...I'm surprised one of those bozo reps from Mississippi didn't link this story.

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    OMG! I can hardly breathe from laughing! Lord, this is hysterical!
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    This made my day. Now my whole office is reading it. LMAO!!!
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    After reading all of these all I can say is that I'm glad my baby was born in 2010

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    I say bullshit

    color me stupid



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    they are all liberals



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    Don’t get me wrong



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    People are crazy!



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    This is real blood!!



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    im so confused



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    Why????



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    ok I have to say, some of the onion articles I read lately aren't so much satire as devolving into stupidity. The Robert Downey Jr. one just had me going, um what? It's not funny, it doesn't even make sense. Like, gotcha you thought he was dead? Ok, but that's just a fact that is...wrong. I dunno, it's a stretch for me.

    Another was about a 37-year-old who loved 90's shows (My So-Called Life, Full House) and felt ostracized for it. Again, what? That totally fits in with that age/time frame that would make the story make sense...This was on Clickhole, which I guess is an offshoot or sister site of The Onion. But their reading comprehension is a big obstacle to their articles being funny.
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    I always wondered what happened to my blood, as I give every 8 weeks. I thought it was being used in hospitals, and did not think for a minute it was in a pipeline. Who knew?
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    I always thought my kids were the youngest ever.

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