Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York

[hustle4alivin]

Jonah is gross and he totally skeeves me out. Talk about having too much of a good thing.

As for the whole "myth," trust and believe, I've been surprised and/or disappointed by men in that department, no matter what color they are. And I'm saying this as a black man. There are big black ones, but I've seen black guys with little ones, just as I hooked up with a nerdy white dude who was very well endowed. You just never know and can never strictly judge based on race.

Hands and feet do not necessarily correlate with penis size since the human penis is an appendage that is independent from bone growth or size. I think most (but not all) other species do have a penile bone.

I've noticed that build and weight are usually better indicators. In my experience, lean men with smaller asses, slim waists, and skinner legs tend to be the most "blessed" in that department, but that is more of a perception/contrast issue. Height can be a factor too - there is a reason why there are so few tall male porn stars in the industry.

However, there are always going to be exceptions and outliers.

[fgg]

i just saw him on strange sex the other night just like mohondas

How does he wear pants? (Besides very carefully.)

him walking down the street was enough to make me gag. he had it laying across his left left in semi-tight pants. why can't it just go straight down his pants leg? they probably had him fluff up and wear his tightest pants for the shot but still.

For the record, there have been numerous studies that debunks the whole all black men have huge dicks myth. Sure, on average black guys are maybe a little larger than white guys, but not much really (note, I said on average). I suppose there are outliers in every segment of the population, but to hear a lot of people talk, it's like the BBC is always amazing...and folks, I hate to break it to you, but it isn't always that great. Just saying.

my biggest (longest & girth) was a white guy. the second biggest was black. he was as long but not as thick. they were both about 10-11 inches.

Ive noticed that many of you women mentioned wouldn't go near a guy with a 13 inch penis. So just being curious. What would your ideal size penis be? I myself have a 5 inch penis hard. I think most women would rather a smaller penis provided the guy had a decent girth.

aw, poor ty adams got no response how big are you flacid if you are 5 inches hard? inquiring minds need to know.

[twitchy2.0]

aw, poor ty adams got no response

I only approved that post this morning. Every now and than I run across noobs who never got their posts approved.

[faithanne]

I like that the necro noob quotes Encyclopaedia Dramatica as the source of his information about dick size studies. I prefer to get my scientific data from The Onion.

[SHELLEE]

Seriously, why the hell is there even a debate about what race has the biggest dick. Who the fuck cares? Do ya'll fuck guys based on their race because ya think it's a big dick?

[louiswinthorpe111]

So, this noob is going to post strictly about dicks? I approve (so far).

well, since his name is dick dick, i would guess so!

[greysfang]

Seriously, why the hell is there even a debate about what race has the biggest dick. Who the fuck cares? Do ya'll fuck guys based on their race because ya think it's a big dick?

Pretty much.

[SHELLEE]

Pretty much.

Oh, ok.

[hustle4alivin]

Not me! I appreciate beauty in everyone no matter what race they are. I have some slut tendencies, but I prefer to say that I'm a people person.

[WhateverLolaWants]

I think he could find someone (Jonah) if he was more likable/less self loathing. There are plenty of ways to work around 'too big dick' just like there's ways to make up for 'too little dick'. A body part only defines you if you let it.

True story: After I broke up with my college sweetheart I casually dated around for six months. I had met a guy who lived across the street from my mom; sweet, cute, good job, nice car. There wasn't any deeper connection, but he was fun to ride around with for a while. So then my hubby and I started talking and I decided to end things with the 'vanilla guy'. 'Nilla guy gets all butthurt (we had only been on a few dates! Wtf?) and is like, "Is there another guy!?!?!"

Me: Well, yeah, but I technically knew him first and while I really think you're great, I just have more of a connection with him. More chemistry, etc.

'Nilla: He has a bigger dick than me, doesn't he.

Me:

'Nilla: He has a big dick, right?

(Note: I never touched this guy's wang, saw him naked, whatever. We just went on a few dates and kissed a few times)

Me: Um, I wouldn't know...

'Nilla: Fine, if you want to be shallow! *storms off*



I mean, wtf?

[McJag]

This is all very Dickensian.

[choozen1ne]

This is all very Dickensian.

Omg I just got a headache from laughing at this ^

[MohandasKGanja]

I also wanted to mention that the first time I had heard of this guy it was on a Miami radio station in 2000. He was being interviewed by a host about all kinds of stuff, and it seemed like, at the time, that Jonah was either gay or "gay for pay". From what I remember, he also claimed that Tom Cruise regularly frequented one of the gay clubs Falcon hung out at, and that this was because one of Tom's supposed long-term boyfriends was there all the time. However, on "Strange Sex", Falcon is looking for a straight relationship. I want to say also that Falcon's personality, over time, has become so wishy washy and bland, that at first I couldn't believe that the guy on "Strange Sex" was the same confident, outgoing guy I was listening to 12 years ago. It seems like he's developed some issues.

[Grimmlok]

I'm not sure I can trust a source named Dick Dick.

[sluce]

I think most of the misinformation I have received in life came from dick dicks.