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    Why doesn't this guy get a job in porn? He could at least be able to cut his mom a check for rent then.
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    No need for porn. He should charge money for people to see it - like a carnival side show. He could make a living that way and be famous too boot. Isn't that what it is all about anyway

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    Haven't any of you people seen the documentary Monster Cocks or something like that? I've seen it on telly a couple of times and it's all about guys who were either born with big dicks and/or balls or have done things to make them that way. There's one guy who seriously could play basketball with his nuts. I'll try to find a link to it. This guy Jonah was in it. He, I think, was living with his mum at the time of filming.
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    ^^^
    yes, please find a link or remember what it was called. because i googled monster cocks and the links weren't to a tv programme...

    eta: looked him up on imdb, he was on two programmes about penises: 'world's biggest penis' and 'private dicks: men exposed' - do you remember which one it was?
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    Sweet fucking Xenu! No way!! That'd be like giving birth but in reverse!

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    Oh I love this site. Best therapy ever. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    I remember that old Rolling Stone article. It was actually pretty sad. People were pretty much only interested in him as a carnival freak or potential porn star. As much as men envy big dicks, he can't even have a "normal" sex life because his size makes it too painful for women. From what I recall, he was frequently approached by men who wanted to watch him have sex with their girlfriends, and the men either didn't understand or didn't care that their girlfriends would likely be in sheer torture.

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    Default Just curious

    Ive noticed that many of you women mentioned wouldn't go near a guy with a 13 inch penis. So just being curious. What would your ideal size penis be? I myself have a 5 inch penis hard. I think most women would rather a smaller penis provided the guy had a decent girth.

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    Blacks do not have huge penises. An actual study was taken out in Nigeria
    by The Nnamdi Azikiwe University Teaching Hospital. They found the average erect
    Nigerian penis to b 5.2 inches. Comparable to most white & even some asian
    nations.
    Just search: "The Great Black Dick Hoax" and click on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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    Also studies were done by the world famous sex institute in black chicago by Dr Alfred kinsey and they showed on average that white/caucasion men on average had longer and thicker penises then blacks. Just as the dutch are the tallest on average in the world so is the white man the longest.

    You can also look up a ton of white porn stars, my friend used to work in the industry, there's hundreds of white dudes from 10 to 12 inches long. Dick Rambone, john holmes, mr big dick, etc.

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    Dick Rambone, ROCCO SIFFREDI, BRANDON IRONS, Scott Taylor, Gunnar, john holmes Chad Hunt, Mark Ashley, Brian Surewood, Lee stone, Billy glide, joe landon, Jeff Stryker, Ron Jeremy, Ken Ryker, PETER NORTH, TOM BYRON, MR BIG DICK, NACHO VIDAL, LUCKY WOOD LONG, RUDOLPH VALENTINO, Drew Allen, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, ttboy, Erik Everhard, mike long 10, julian, Johnny falcon(different from jonah), etc.
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    Thread necro approved for your pleasure.
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    Thanks?
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    Your a liar, dick. And WTF is black Chicago?
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    So, this noob is going to post strictly about dicks? I approve (so far).
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    Jonah Falcon was gracing my TV just two nights ago on some TLC program. I think it's called "Strange Sex". He really is kind of a pathetic figure. He said he hasn't been in a relationship in something like 5 years, but it is unclear if it is due to his penis size or the fact that he is a really pasty, over-fed, shapeless, depressed shlub. His best friend is a John Waters lookalike who professes to be packing 10 inches himself. They tool (literally and figuratively) around New York like the second coming of Ratso Rizzo and Joe Buck.
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    I got nothing from this thread, nothing!!
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