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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    I bet Terrence Howard gives this to his girlfriends as a gift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Think of it (appropriately) like a closed fist. Sure there's a hole there, but while it isn't 'sealed' shut, not much is getting in there unless you forcefully PUSH it in there, though you can open the hole a little if you tense the right muscles...and even conceivably squirt water out. This is, thankfully, not knowledge gained from my OWN vadge endurance tests, but I saw a stripper do it with a glass of water. EW!

    ewwwwww hew hew hewwwwwwwwww cooool
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    My friend got pulled up on stage in Amsterdam once. A stripper ripped his shirt open, made him lie on he floor, shoved a pen up her fanny and wrote 'fuck me' on his chest!!! That's on par with the water thing I think!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roslyntaberfan View Post
    My friend got pulled up on stage in Amsterdam once. A stripper ripped his shirt open, made him lie on he floor, shoved a pen up her fanny and wrote 'fuck me' on his chest!!! That's on par with the water thing I think!!!
    I've also heard about Thai strippers that can throw a ping pong ball across the room.

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    Well, look at the divorce rate - and we only have ourselves to blame!!!!!

    Selfish career women - working night and day - no time to cook a hot meal for the men in our lives and no time to have a nightly leg-over let along have time to thoroughly disinfect our fishy pleasure caves.

    Men have a sorry choice - at worst no sex - at best sex with a stinky twat.

    Poor men. We're just so damned selfish nowadays
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aella View Post
    I've also heard about Thai strippers that can throw a ping pong ball across the room.
    Hahaha!! Have you ever seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert? There's a thai bride in it that can do the ping-pong trick!! It's really funny!

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