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    I'll bet my mother tried this.

    She was a douching freak.

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    I had three african american roommates in college for a while, and in some branches of the black american culture, they teach these girls to douche one a day. Seriously. Our medicine cabinet overflowed with douche boxes.

    Then they would complain when they got yeast infections frequently. *sigh* I can't IMAGINE why. I hate the some mothers/cultures sabotage their daughter's coochies this way.
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    How sad. It's because women are taught that their vaginas are "dirty." Men are so stupid too - vaginas aren't stinky unless there is some medical issue going on, and injecting POISON up there isn't going to help anything. My high school best friend's Mom (who incidentally was black, I wonder if there is a cultural thing Lola) douched all the time and got yeast infections all the time. Those douches cause the problems because it gets the 'environment' so out of whack. Healthy Woman juice smells better than Healthy Man juice any day of the week (but not necessarily any day of the month)

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    Talk about stank..... can you imagine the smelly infections that a Lysol douche would cause??


    An unwashed vagina is no stinkier than an unclean penis.

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    Lysol squirted up in your hoo-ha?

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    jesus christ.
    some of those ads are hilarious though. 'daintiness'? wtf?
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    In the US, from around 1930 to 1960, vaginal douching with a Lysol disinfectant solution was the most popular form of birth control.

    Lysol (cleaner) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Three cheers for condoms and the pill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    Funny how it's always our fault, even though it only smells "fishy" when our juices MIX with semen...
    I wouldn't say fishy but there is an obvious smell like some insane chemical reaction... it's like even if I'm on the pill I don't want a mess in me because it's just messy.
    This discussion of juice is making me cringe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by missbazilb View Post
    No kidding! Can you imagine the burning?!?!??
    Burnt fannies all round!!!

    But seriously, ouch

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    This makes me vajay jay burn just looking at it.

    I asked a really great GYN about douching and she told me.........
    "Just take a long, warm bath or find a pool with a high dive and jump. Which ever floats your boat. It all works the same." LOL.

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    Douches are just a bad idea anyway. If you just have to do them, it's a good idea to avoid using products that are capable of making you blind and/or burning your skin off.

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    Oh thats something ive wondered.. are your vajayjays like.. hermetically sealed, so if you go under water nothing gets in? Can you open it on command or something?
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    ^^ Right. They are pretty much sealed..... nothing gets in unless you want it to.
    Water can be sucked up in there and squirted back out. On command. Like a water gun.



    Was that TMI??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Oh thats something ive wondered.. are your vajayjays like.. hermetically sealed, so if you go under water nothing gets in? Can you open it on command or something?
    Think of it (appropriately) like a closed fist. Sure there's a hole there, but while it isn't 'sealed' shut, not much is getting in there unless you forcefully PUSH it in there, though you can open the hole a little if you tense the right muscles...and even conceivably squirt water out. This is, thankfully, not knowledge gained from my OWN vadge endurance tests, but I saw a stripper do it with a glass of water. EW!
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    I bet Terrence Howard gives this to his girlfriends as a gift.

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