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    omg there's too much wrong scariness in this thread to even address!

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    i had to post this guy somewhere and i'm classifying his tattooed eyebrows as insane...

    Horned Oklahoma Man Off Hook As Assault Rap Is Dropped


    The horned Oklahoma man arrested recently for allegedly trying to run his landlord down with his car is off the hook.

    A Tulsa judge dropped a felony charge against Jesse Thornhill, who was busted in July for assault with a dangerous weapon (a 1996 Ford Windstar van), according to court records. The case was dismissed following a preliminary hearing during which the alleged victim testified that the incident was just a misunderstanding.

    The run-of-the-mill bust of Thornhill, 29, received national attention due to his unique appearance, as seen in the above mug shot. In a Tulsa Police Department report, Thornhill’s body modifications were described thusly in the "personal oddities" section of the document: "Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head."

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    .. the fuck? Really dude?
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    By popular demand, these pair of indifferent brows! Just so we're clear, this trick's minus sign brows are getting all the recognition here and she's not getting any, because crime does not pay! Actually, crime can pay since there's some rich ass criminals out there. But they've got blood on their hands! Blood they wash under a platinum faucet in the master bathroom of their yacht docked in the Mediterranean, but it's still blood!

    This lady criminal throwing you a "my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along" mouth smirk is brought to us by the Museum of American Beauty that is The Smoking Gun.

    Homegirl was asked to POSE FOR HER LIFE in front of the mug shot camera for violating her probation after getting arrested for pot possession (she was definitely on the good shit when she took a Sharpie or a DIY tattoo needle to her face), battery (for beating the original hairs out of her brow area) and retail fraud. Bitch looks like if Cleo from Set It Off starred in a Proactiv campaign catering to the Pokémon universe. And if bitch really wants to graduate to the next level of mathematics, she just has to paint a fat dot over and under those brows. Divide this, bitch!

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    Proof that a double negative does not make a positive.
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    oh my my.. oh hell yes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post


    Seriously, no words. Or too many.
    There is no way that's a real woman!!


    This thread is all kinds of awesome!

    I don't understand why anyone would make themselves ugly on purpose!! WTF people? You're ridiculous!!

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    ^She should definitely wear some color on her face or something that screams woman (if she is..). Are her lips kinda tinted?

    He's too sexy for the internet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsChiff View Post



    oh my my.. oh hell yes!
    mommy im scared!

    my god, everything this woman did to herself accentuates everything litttle flaw to the fullest extent!

    gotta big nose? thin out the eyebrows to nothing!

    got ugly ears? draw attention to them w/ lime green lambchops!

    got a mean scowl? make it worse with some awesome black lip-liner!


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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    She looks quite pleased with herself.
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    Well it takes time to shave off your eyebrows and draw those on, I mean, she had to have used a ruler to get them that straight!
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    What In Parmesan Cheese Eyebrows Hell?!




    I could try to write a 4,000 page series of horror novels in the style of Bram Stoker solely based on the Wildenstein-ing of Lil' Kim's face and the Top Ramen-ing of her crunchy weave, but it's THOSE BROWS that are giving me a headache from the chorus of terrifying screams trying to bust out of my head. This is Kim at last night's Rip the Runway and loooooooooord.


    Lil' Kim could make an exact replica of La Toya Jackson's face out of puppet skin and fix it onto the front of her head with silicone staples, and I'd say, "Eh." Lil' Kim could pull chunks of old weave out of Beyonce's plumbing pipes and tack it onto her head using Elmer's and I'd still say, "Eh." But Bitch has gone way too far when she's made her eyebrows look like something a waiter at Olive Garden should have in his hand while he asks me if I'd like freshly grated cheese on my chicken alfredo. Those brows look like mustard powder too. Brows should not look like a condiment!

    I just want to rip off those chimney brush lashes and scrape off that dusty shit on Kim's brows. Kim wouldn't totally look like a Medusa Bratz doll if she didn't bread her brows (brows milanese?). Okay, yes she would, but still.

    I swear, this is the reason that I cry. Those brows look diseased. I wish Kim had a PayPal donation button next to those brows, because I'd put a few dollars in so she can take them to see a gynecologist. Don't let anybody tell you that yeast infection brows are the look.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Snoopy View Post
    There is no way that's a real woman!!


    This thread is all kinds of awesome!

    I don't understand why anyone would make themselves ugly on purpose!! WTF people? You're ridiculous!!
    This is more or less what I have the Beyonce/JayZ offspring looking like when she grows up.
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    haha awesome
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