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Old November 6th, 2009, 07:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Cosmic Jewish Zombie??? Okaaay.
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Old November 6th, 2009, 07:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Well, when you put it that way.....
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Old November 6th, 2009, 07:45 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I think people are drawn to the Co$ because they yammer rubbish like "potential" .. that appeals to some people's desire to think of themselves as a speshial snowflake.
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:19 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I guess Co$ attracts the kind of people who spend a fortune on DVDs and seminars being told the Totally Fucking Obvious (work hard, stay focussed, be positive) by these self-help gurus like Tony Robbins. Hey everyone, the reason he's a multi millionaire is because he worked out how to get YOU to give HIM your money in the first place.
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:20 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Co$ appeals to the lost, the directionless, the confused, the naive. It makes promises it cannot keep, but because those people don't know that the goals will never be reached, they keep paying and taking more classes and listening to more BS. It really sounds good to the untrained ear and there is no realization that you'll never have anything the literature says you will until it's too late and you're in debt to them (in one way or another) up to your balls.
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Old November 6th, 2009, 08:27 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I guess Co$ attracts the kind of people who spend a fortune on DVDs and seminars being told the Totally Fucking Obvious (work hard, stay focussed, be positive) by these self-help gurus like Tony Robbins. Hey everyone, the reason he's a multi millionaire is because he worked out how to get YOU to give HIM your money in the first place.
This could be applied to Hill$ong too.
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Old November 6th, 2009, 10:04 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Oh please, don't get me started on that bunch of happy clappy "God Says It's OK To Be Rich So Long As You Share Your Money With Brian Huston To Pay For His Private Jet". That guy is a complete asshole.
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Old November 7th, 2009, 09:37 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Scientology isn't any weirder than most major religions.


Cosmic Jewish Zombie?? Well that explains all the crazy's at the churches wanting brains...I mean money...no wait both...
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Old November 7th, 2009, 01:09 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Cosmic Jewish Zombie?? Well that explains all the crazy's at the churches wanting brains...I mean money...no wait both...
Well, not like they want you to use your brain to think.
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