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    My standards for males are exacting. You have to be 5'9", 225 pounds, unemployed with a criminal record to get to date me. LOL, of course.

    ETA~ Oh, and herpes is a bonus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissDecember View Post
    My standards for males are exacting. You have to be 5'9", 225 pounds, unemployed with a criminal record to get to date me. LOL, of course.

    ETA~ Oh, and herpes is a bonus.
    You are kinda high fallutin' aint ya. lol of course

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    Oh oh oh, and married is a plus too. Are you married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissDecember View Post
    Oh oh oh, and married is a plus too. Are you married?
    I am 5;1", 297 pounds, haven't worked in five years, had herpes for 12 years and I go to court next week. This kills the deal, married for 2 weeks. lol of course

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    Hotttt. Let me go kick my boyfriend to the curb, stat.

    Wait...what are you going to court for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissDecember View Post
    Hotttt. Let me go kick my boyfriend to the curb, stat.
    you won't regret it. stealing botox

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    If you can steal me a pair of saline butt implants (I have a flat white girl ass) then I will elope with you on the spot. Can you swing that?

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    Just thought I needed to drop by as a usual suspect.

    I'm stealing CrawDad from his gf... You're coming with me Mr. I'll be gentle. LOL.


    (well. if it's ok, gf can borrow my Elmo for a few days. Oh sorry I know you want Lola, I'll ask DJ if she'd help me out. Poor Elmo rejected)

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    I love that Crawdad is putting LOL after every post. Hahaha someone has been whipped into GR shape!

    Oh and I'm intrigued by this 3 hour tantric-fest!
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    LEAVE CRAWDADDY, ALONE!
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Crawdad,you have a way with threads,I must say,lol.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Crawdad,you have a way with threads,I must say,lol.
    Thanks V, I am just trying to make new friends. lol of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by crawdad View Post
    typical women
    ^them fightin' words
    He who knows does not speak.
    He who speaks does not know.
    Lao-tzu

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Oh geez. Yet when another regular here called a newbie that, she got all defensive.
    huzzah!
    Quote Originally Posted by pacific breeze View Post
    The usual suspects defending the usual suspects tends to reinforce my theory. "Just sayin"...
    *looks nervously around the room* eh, I like the crawdad.. although, I prefer crawfish...
    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    I didn't know I was a "usual suspect." I just asked how she knew he was on here without posting, because I honestly forgot that members' names were posted at the bottom... Geesh
    *looks at bottom of page and runs out* needs to get in on the groupthink....*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    *slaps sparkly*

    TELL! TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW!!!!

    (I think this is what you do to suspects)
    *wiggles like a scalded monkey* oh & shine a light in her eye... a bright one...
    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    No, don't hit me!!

    *cries in the corner*
    *throws rocks in the corner at sparkly*
    Quote Originally Posted by crawdad View Post
    Thanks V, I am just trying to make new friends. lol of course
    That's what we're all here for lol... just saying.. imo... so long as you put one of those "phrases" behind whatever shit you spout (or this guy ) everything is cool..
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
    П(_)П
    twitchy molests my signature!

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    Great movie, no lol about it..
    Last edited by VenusInFauxFurs; March 31st, 2008 at 01:46 PM.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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