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    I know this sounds weird, but it TOTALLY works for me:

    if you have to crap in a public restroom, with NO chance of alone time, plug your ears. Sure, they can still hear it, but you can't, making you feel like maybe it never happened at all..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    I know this sounds weird, but it TOTALLY works for me:

    if you have to crap in a public restroom, with NO chance of alone time, plug your ears. Sure, they can still hear it, but you can't, making you feel like maybe it never happened at all..

    Brilliant!!!

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    On the subject of pooping at work, I do if I need to, but if somebody else at all is in the toilets at the same time as me, I just wait. Seriously, I'm like a freak that way. I don't want my plopping sounds to be heard because I am the only one at work who gets to wear sneakers, so it'd be dead obvious to the person in the other stall who was making all the plopping sounds, and I'd be embarrassed.
    I'm okay with this though. I just wait.

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    ^^ Dontcha know, Allie.... you're supposed to fake cough or sneeze at the same time as the plops!

    But whatever you do, don't squeak the sneaks on the floor.... it'd be a dead giveaway then.

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    i dont want anyone to know either!

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    Just remember, everyone, there's always gonna be someone out there whose poop smells more than yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    ^^ Dontcha know, Allie.... you're supposed to fake cough or sneeze at the same time as the plops!

    But whatever you do, don't squeak the sneaks on the floor.... it'd be a dead giveaway then.
    Or bring a different pair of shoes to change into in the bathroom... hahah that's what I would do just because I'm so freaking paranoid about that sort of thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkur View Post
    Just remember, everyone, there's always gonna be someone out there whose poop smells more than yours.
    yeah i guess so, although i find that hard to believe in my case... and thats a great idea SouthernBelle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    Or bring a different pair of shoes to change into in the bathroom... hahah that's what I would do just because I'm so freaking paranoid about that sort of thing.
    you don't think they'd notice the person carrying another pair of shoes into the bathroom? Or do you put the shoes on in your office & then go?
    Does everybody else's bathrooms at work always have that little open space (hinge area) and every now and then you look up and meet someone's eye?? What the hell are with those people/??
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    ^ thats funny though u must admit

    i feel one coming on right now; GOTTA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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