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    ok now we need a *HOW TO FUCK AT WORK* thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    ok now we need a *HOW TO FUCK AT WORK* thread
    Well, I guess the main thing is: Don't fuck in the stall next to the person who's pooping.

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    ewwwwww ye-ah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    A good trick if you are in an emergency situation (like in a hotel room with other people or at someone else's house) and you have to go #2 is to turn on the hot water in the sink and squirt some liquid soap, shampoo, or body wash (really whatever is available) into it before you sit down on the toilet.
    No it isn't a good trick!!! When I was a kid, my brother's friend came over. This was one of those bathrooms where the toilet and tub are in a separate room from the sinks. The friend went in there and turned on the tub so no one could "hear." He must have anticipated making some loud noises because he turned the water up so it was running loud. He was in there 30-45 minutes!! I wonder what our water bill was that month!!

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    I don't understand all the issues around adults going to the bathroom and having a bowel movement. It's a perfectly normal bodily function. As far as I know, EVERYBODY does it.

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    The whole pooping thing doesn't bother me as much as walking into a stranger's fart cloud.

    I work retail, and at least once a week, while walking through my store, I hit someone's fart cloud. Beef Stew. Then, I worry that if someone is walking behind me, they'll think it's mine! What do you do then?!

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    The tears are rolling down my face reading this thread.....OMG!

    I read lighting a match and quickly blowing it out is great for smell issues. However, these days with all the no-smoking policies it'll probably set off an alarm or something..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by pacific breeze View Post
    I don't understand all the issues around adults going to the bathroom and having a bowel movement. It's a perfectly normal bodily function. As far as I know, EVERYBODY does it.

    You don't say, you mean EVERYBODY? For real? I swear to God I did not know that.

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    Turd burglar is my new favorite expression.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
    --Sinclair Lewis

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunchv.2 View Post
    Turd burglar is my new favorite expression.
    I was just about to say "oh my god, I just got turd burgled"...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    It really is a gem.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
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    one time, I accidentally might have turd burgled. but, here's a tip for the at-work-shitters, lock the fucking stall. Nobody WANTS to walk in and see that!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sherbear905 View Post
    The whole pooping thing doesn't bother me as much as walking into a stranger's fart cloud.

    I work retail, and at least once a week, while walking through my store, I hit someone's fart cloud. Beef Stew. Then, I worry that if someone is walking behind me, they'll think it's mine! What do you do then?!
    omg that is soooooooooooooo true! it happens at the grocery store waiting in line too or at the library!

    the last time this happened to me at the grocery store; they guy who did it bent over and we could see that he was wearing VICTORIAS SECRETS UNDERWEAR!!!! fucking freak! farting like that just to show off his lady's underwear!

    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunchv.2 View Post
    Turd burglar is my new favorite expression.
    i know me too; i can't it outta my head!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunchv.2 View Post
    Turd burglar is my new favorite expression.
    Be careful, Buttmunch!

    In UK this means a gay man
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    ^ omg really?! wow thats funny

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