Thanks sweetie. I luvs making people laugh.
Oh, a tip on the sabotage turd. Wad up some tissue and right before the turd tries to go down throw it on top.
Proud Mama....now where's my glass of wine?
My aunt worked with this woman who would ONLY poop in the bathrooms at work. She apparently was too afraid or ashamed to poop at her OWN HOUSE because her husband might have seen/heard/smelled it!
^ um omg thats just sad. we have an open-door policy at my place i just like dirty/fart/shit/bodily function humor so taking a shit is a funny/happy event at my home
Yes, I have issues.
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Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.
My IBS is sooo bad that I don't care anymore. If it is a toss up between crapping my pants, or offending someone's sensibilities...sorry person who I offended. I am NOT shitting myself because a random co-worker can't deal with poop smell. Though I do double flush and spray air freshener after I've unleashed the beast.
well i like to spray ppl in the face w/ air freshner so they usually slam the door shut anyways
and im sorry about your IBS boogs; that doesn't easy at all!
haha i had a fart one time it was in a crowd of ppl that i KNEW. my little girl was 3 months maybe and my muscles were not all tight like there were in the begining and i bent over to pick her up and i farted. i turned so red i did not even feel the urge because if i did i would of waited to pick her up. lol it is funny now but back then i was mortified.
and the poop thing..........my theory is if you gotta go you gotta go but don't announce it and it will be okay.
A good trick if you are in an emergency situation (like in a hotel room with other people or at someone else's house) and you have to go #2 is to turn on the hot water in the sink and squirt some liquid soap, shampoo, or body wash (really whatever is available) into it before you sit down on the toilet.
Let the sink run the entire time you are using the restroom. When the water in the sink hits the soap that you've put in, it creates a ton of suds and a pleasant aroma that masks the smell of poop. Combined with the "Courtesy Flush," there will be almost no odor. The sound of the water (especially if you run the water in the bathtub as well as the sink) also covers up any accidental noises that may occur.
wow! that is quite a detailed plan SB! i'll prolly try it tonite or sometime soon
Haha, thanks... My best friend taught it to me and it works like a charm!!
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