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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoog View Post
    What do you call it when someone leaves an unflushable floater for the next person?

    Sabotage!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by litupgirl View Post
    Sabotage!!!


    I am definitely a crop duster.
    You crack me up!

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    Thanks sweetie. I luvs making people laugh.





    Oh, a tip on the sabotage turd. Wad up some tissue and right before the turd tries to go down throw it on top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by litupgirl View Post


    I am definitely a crop duster.
    me too; its funny when you do it on a street corner or in a crowded line at an amusement park

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    omg ^ that sounds like my worst nitemare; i actually have had nitemares where i was using the toilet w/o any walls and in front of ppl
    OMG me too! Haven't had any nightmares like that lately, thank goodness, I hate them!

    My aunt worked with this woman who would ONLY poop in the bathrooms at work. She apparently was too afraid or ashamed to poop at her OWN HOUSE because her husband might have seen/heard/smelled it!

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    ^ um omg thats just sad. we have an open-door policy at my place i just like dirty/fart/shit/bodily function humor so taking a shit is a funny/happy event at my home

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    I can't poop if ANYONE is in a mile radius of me. I cannot have someone in the same building or house. I have a bad hangup with that. lol
    I feel your pain, sister.

    Quote Originally Posted by lurkur View Post
    My aunt worked with this woman who would ONLY poop in the bathrooms at work. She apparently was too afraid or ashamed to poop at her OWN HOUSE because her husband might have seen/heard/smelled it!
    Um, I have been known to become constipated while travelling because I have a hard time pooping in a hotel room, with my husband right outside. I do better if there is a loud fan in the bathroom, especially the kind that automatically comes on when you flip the light switch. I love those.

    Yes, I have issues.

    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    ^ um omg thats just sad. we have an open-door policy at my place i just like dirty/fart/shit/bodily function humor so taking a shit is a funny/happy event at my home
    Gawd, what a carefree life that must be, yet it shocks & horrifies me as well
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    My IBS is sooo bad that I don't care anymore. If it is a toss up between crapping my pants, or offending someone's sensibilities...sorry person who I offended. I am NOT shitting myself because a random co-worker can't deal with poop smell. Though I do double flush and spray air freshener after I've unleashed the beast.

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    well i like to spray ppl in the face w/ air freshner so they usually slam the door shut anyways

    and im sorry about your IBS boogs; that doesn't easy at all!

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    haha i had a fart one time it was in a crowd of ppl that i KNEW. my little girl was 3 months maybe and my muscles were not all tight like there were in the begining and i bent over to pick her up and i farted. i turned so red i did not even feel the urge because if i did i would of waited to pick her up. lol it is funny now but back then i was mortified.

    and the poop thing..........my theory is if you gotta go you gotta go but don't announce it and it will be okay.

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    ^ like as in, "I gotta take a mean shit y'all, stand back!"

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    A good trick if you are in an emergency situation (like in a hotel room with other people or at someone else's house) and you have to go #2 is to turn on the hot water in the sink and squirt some liquid soap, shampoo, or body wash (really whatever is available) into it before you sit down on the toilet.

    Let the sink run the entire time you are using the restroom. When the water in the sink hits the soap that you've put in, it creates a ton of suds and a pleasant aroma that masks the smell of poop. Combined with the "Courtesy Flush," there will be almost no odor. The sound of the water (especially if you run the water in the bathtub as well as the sink) also covers up any accidental noises that may occur.

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    wow! that is quite a detailed plan SB! i'll prolly try it tonite or sometime soon

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    Haha, thanks... My best friend taught it to me and it works like a charm!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    ^ um omg thats just sad. we have an open-door policy at my place i just like dirty/fart/shit/bodily function humor so taking a shit is a funny/happy event at my home
    I have an open-door policy. I'm used to keeping the door open when my hubby isn't home so I can keep an ear on the kids. My husband on the other hand freaks the hell out if I walk in to get something. He screams in his best girly voice "I'M POOPING", and practically begs me to leave.

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