Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.
I'm just glad this thread got to page 2 now so I don't have to look at the first page. I did look at it yesterday, but I don't wanna see it no more.
You know, a dozen press agents working overtime can do terrible things to the human spirit. ~Cecil B. DeMille
Gross, put it away. You could dress beautifully but you gotta be Miss Granny Panty Whore.
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
^ you really don't. But at the same time, you do.
Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama
Note the "Just Plain Scary" forum is a sub-set of Celebrity Gossip, so moving this to Laughs and Oddities.
If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.
- Kahlil Gibran
That thing looks like Charlie Brown's head.
Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"? - MohandasKGanja
WHY did I click?
"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon
"The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance." -Benjamin Franklin
What do we want?
EVIDENCE BASED SCIENCE
When do we want it?
AFTER PEER REVIEW
Would look awesome with a little mascara on it.
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
This is my fault and I know better
Baltimore O's Fan!
I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark
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