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    I think there'll be more wondrous photos up this evening,don't worry!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Froogy View Post
    I love the girls with the control top panty hose sticking out of their shorts
    I KNOW! I mean, booty shorts + control top pantyhose + what can only be described as electrical tape does not = an outfit, let alone a GOOD outfit!
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    I see that Spanx haven't made their way across the pond yet...
    No but look at all the beautiful burgundy hair!
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    OMFG, it gets better every damn year! Love it all!
    and I love them for this!
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    Well last month I asked what Aintree was all about and you all attempted to educate me and gave a few examples. This thread has completed my education. Thank you, but no thanks!!!
    no thanks? but... but... it's going to be a field trip one of these years!
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    I think there'll be more wondrous photos up this evening,don't worry!
    *runs around thread singing "the most wonderful time of the YEARRRRR"*
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Orange was hot for 2013.
    Oooh, you know how to make a girl blush!
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    Some more horrors



    Here come the girls: A gaggle of good-looking friends arrive at the racecourse ahead of the day's racing

    Technicolour dream: This group dressed up their block-coloured outfits with statement accessories and extreme hair






    Young women show off their fascinators and blow-dries as they soak up the atmosphere at the event









    Whoops! As the alcohol flows one unfortunate girl comes a cropper ... but it's ok, her friend manages to save her spilled WKD

    Size matters: 6 inch platform heels are the footwear of chioce for most of the girls

    Well-groomed: The Liverpool One shopping centre sold 2,000litres of fake tan ahead of the racing event











    Pink ladies: Hot pink was a hot trend of the on a lace prom dress, a jersey maxi dress and even a fur-trimmed cape







    True blue: One blonde reveals a little more than expected in a navy jumpsuit, head-to-toe turquoise makes a statement and electric blue lace is worn with a wool shawl
    Regular Aintree favourite Coleen Rooney, 27, who is eight months pregnant, tweeted her disappointment at not being able to attend today's festivities.
    The wife of Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney, said on the social network: 'First time in 10 years am not getting ready for Ladies Day!!! Gonna miss it!! Have fun everybody!!!!'
    Atomic Kitten star Liz McClarnon, 31, arrived at the racecourse with friends and wearing a cream Philip Armstrong floral design dress with a Dawn Wiggins hat made from a copy of the Daily Mirror.
    She said: 'I love Ladies' Day, for me it's the highlight of the Grand National.
    'I love getting dressed up, I love the glamour, I absolutely love it.

    'There is a bit of competition between the girls, especially in terms of the hats, but it's a good-natured competition.

    'We're all here to dress up and have a laugh and a lovely time with our friends.'




    Who needs a hat when your hair is a piece of art? One racegoer shows off a bright red barnet (left) while another shows off her fashionable feathers




    Evening dresses and a flash of neon will ensure that this group stand out from the racing crowd





    Bright and beautiful? Kerry from Liverpool (left) braves a plunging neon dress while two friends appear to have dressed in the dark



    Wanna be in my gang? Girls in bodycon dresses and platform heels enjoy some hospitality at the racecourse

    Stars of MTV's reality show The Valleys drew attention in jaw-dropping outfits each made from the Welsh Flag.

    Nicole Morris, Carley Belmonte, Lateysha Grace and Natalee Harris wore designs by friend Clydeus.

    Carley, 21, said: 'This is the first time I've ever been to the races so I'm just so happy.

    'I love my dress, we decided to pull out all the stops for today.'

    Commenting on the other fashions on display, Lateysha, 20, added: 'I think we've stole the show to be honest.

    'We're going to have a brilliant day and I think we'll be pretty legless tonight - I don't care whether it's a posh do or not.'




    Party dresses: Prom dresses in every colour featuring piles of netting and accessorized with killer heels and pints


    Coordinating: These girls have matched their drinks to their pretty pink outfits





    Double trouble: Two women dress for the weather in fur coats and gloves (left) amd bold prints are a big summer trend (right) ... while finishing off the look with a Matalan carrier bag isn't







    Hat's the way to dress for Ladies Day: Black headgear is a hit with racegoers and orange dresses to match the fake tans are proving popular on day two of the meet


    Organiser of the event's Matalan style contest who offer £5,000 cash and a photo shoot with sponsors Matalan for the best-dressed racegoers said: Teresa Potts said: 'Monochrome is going to be huge this year. We've also got some fluorescent colours and bright colours on display.

    'Style-wise we're looking at a lot of fitted shapes, very much copying the Victoria Beckham look.
    'For the men, it's going to be traditional, smart tailored suits inspired by Daniel Craig in Skyfall.'
    Yesterday temperatures at Sefton Park only manged to peak at 10C, although the wind made it feel much colder, forecasters said, and it will be little comfort to the women in chiffon that better weather is on its way - next week.

    John Lee, a forecaster with Meteogroup, said: ‘Looking ahead there are signs [the cold weather] will break down next week and we’ll see a return to slightly milder conditions.
    ‘The average temperature [for this time of year] is about 13C and there are signs of that next week.
    ‘Compared to what we have had, that will feel quite nice but it will be accompanied by some rain.’
    The icy winds yesterday weren't enough to deter racegoers such Beth Jones, 39, from Walton, Liverpool, who wore a strapless red dress with four-inch heels, admitted: ‘I wish I had bought a fur coat. If I stand out here much longer I will turn into an icicle.’
    Today’s feature race is the two-and-a-half-mile John Smith’s Melling Chase and punters piling in to Aintree will get a glimpse of a true superstar.
    Sprinter Sacre, unbeaten in eight steeplechase runs and fresh from a 19-length demolition of Sizing Europe at last month’s Cheltenham Festival, was a best-priced 4/11 this morning.
    Flemenstar and Cue Card are poised to provide the biggest threats to the Nicky Henderson-trained seven-year-old Mad Moose goes in the same race and you’d need to be crazy to back the Nigel Twiston-Davies runner – available at 250/1 .

    The girls from MTV show The Valleys used the event to promote their show (and create some gobsmackingly bad outfits out of Welsh flags)





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    how much ugly can one country handle, my god!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Stunning,
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    absolutely breathtaking.
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    I'm so happy.

    Thank you Tynka Bell!

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    I can't believe the longer dresses manage to look sluttier.
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    What's with all the wretched burgundy hair and dollar-store dye jobs?
    Also, greet the American South's biggest export: obesity!
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    I'm seeing a lot of Bump-it abuse, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    Also, greet the American South's biggest export: obesity!
    you are blaming americans for this trash being fat? how dare you!!!eleventy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    you are blaming americans for this trash being fat? how dare you!!!eleventy!
    I wonder what ethnicity most white people in the American South were before they came to America..... Just saying.

    So what is WKD? And I need to look into "The Valleys", this sounds like some quality programming I'm missing out on.

    Bright and beautiful? Kerry from Liverpool (left) braves a plunging neon dress while two friends appear to have dressed in the dark
    Only two???

    'We're going to have a brilliant day and I think we'll be pretty legless tonight - I don't care whether it's a posh do or not.'
    I'm sure there's a Heather McCartney joke in there somewhere.

    'Style-wise we're looking at a lot of fitted shapes, very much copying the Victoria Beckham look.
    'For the men, it's going to be traditional, smart tailored suits inspired by Daniel Craig in Skyfall.'
    I wonder if the person who wrote this cracked up as much writing it as I did reading it.
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    I wonder which one is Kitty, she did say she was going to try to go this year...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    I wonder which one is Kitty, she did say she was going to try to go this year...
    I like to think she is the one with the control-top panty hose showing and the electrical tape leggings.
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