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    OMFG... these are so very hilarious. I came across a guy named Israel Bacon.

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    ^^ thats a great one...

    I knew three sisters in school, last name- Bimbo!!
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    i went to high school with this guy named Sal Minella....

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    One of my college teachers' last name was Butt, she insisted we call her by her first name.

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    My mother worked briefly with a realtor originally from Taiwan or Hong Kong (can't remember which) whose name was Jack Xii (or something similar) which he insisted be pronounced as Jack Shit. No joke.

    It was hard for anybody to keep a straight face around the office when his name was spoken.

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    I went to elementary school with Mary and Jeminy Christmas (their parents should be shot)

    We had a pharmaceutical rep named Bonita Bottom (and believe me, her bottom was indeed pretty)

    I had a boyfriend surnamed Bedgood...and he was

    One of my best friends is named Myung Wang (pronounced young)

    We have a client right now named Kim Chi
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    ^^Mary Christmas
    President Barack Obama
    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Let me see if I can recall this name from the work notice board yesterday...

    Wagin Spritely-Chubb.

    Spertley? Sprintley? Definitely Chubb.

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    I don't really have any cool ones, but Mr. Venue just sold a house to a Chuck Wagon.

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    ^^Isn't that the name of a dog food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by venue_26 View Post
    I don't really have any cool ones, but Mr. Venue just sold a house to a Chuck Wagon.
    that one's funny!
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    Poo Lim is the best I ever heard of. ( He's the dad of one of a girl in my english class. )
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    My brother went to school with a guy whose name was Joe Biggerstaff.

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    I once went to school with a BJ Choade. I'm nowhere near close to kidding.

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    i knew a girl who dated a guy named Chris Crist. and he had a friend named Scott Land.

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