Page 4 of 5 FirstFirst 12345 LastLast
Results 46 to 60 of 62

Thread: Find out how you're going to DIE!!

  1. #46
    Elite Member Born In A Brothel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    3,395

    Default

    An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg.
    Heather Mills is going to be the death of me.

    I just know she's a he.

  2. #47
    Elite Member pinklilycat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Wandering with my puglet...
    Posts
    2,022

    Default

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I'm peeing myself here!!!! What a corker!
    Curiouser and curiouser...

  3. #48
    Elite Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    3,172

    Default

    lol born in a brothel

  4. #49
    Silver Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    florida
    Posts
    602

    Talking

    While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

  5. #50
    Bronze Member Tesserella's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    43

    Default

    First name got:
    After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.

    First name & last name got:
    After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.

    Apparently I am going to get beaten to death no matter what.
    Tessa
    Lily Katherine - February 19th 2005
    Finnian John 'Finn' - March 30th 2006

  6. #51
    Gold Member SuperHeroTights's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Pluto (it is too still a planet!)
    Posts
    1,435

    Default

    My nick:

    While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead.

  7. #52
    Elite Member KrisNine's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Sleepy night night land
    Posts
    22,386

    Default

    Real name:

    In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.
    Nickname:

    Engine failure causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

    An plane crash??? WTF!! Isn't that a fine how do ya do?? I mean, it's not like getting beaten to death with a cow tongue...it's a plane crash!! Great.

  8. #53
    Gold Member frazzled's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Toronto, Ontario
    Posts
    846

    Default

    "You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill."

    I'm going to be a laughingstock at my own funeral.
    I saw a film today, oh boy.

  9. #54
    Elite Member pinklilycat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Wandering with my puglet...
    Posts
    2,022

    Default

    Some poor sod being beaten to death with a small windmill conjures up the MOST hilarious image!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to hell aren't I...?!
    Curiouser and curiouser...

  10. #55
    Elite Member missbazilb's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    1,556

    Default

    Mine's the drunken falling down one.

    My husband's:

    While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors.

    That'll be painful for him, because the scissors in our house are terrible. They never cut anything.

  11. #56
    Elite Member msdeb's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    in a van down by the river
    Posts
    39,431

    Default

    You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.
    hopefully i'm in the parking lot of Starbucks
    Basic rule of Gossip Rocks: Don't be a dick.Tati
    Lighten Up Francis WCG

  12. #57
    Gold Member Corsair's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Mississippi
    Posts
    1,186

    Default

    First Only:

    While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

    First and Last:

    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.

    Nick:

    You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.

    Holy Shit!! I am going to change my legal name to my nickname; it's the only scenario that DOESN'T creep the daylights out of me!!
    Don't worry about what other people think. They don't do it very often.

  13. #58
    Elite Member blissfullyunaware's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Earth
    Posts
    2,706

    Default

    While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

    Used my Real Name
    My goal is to be happy with my life.

  14. #59
    Elite Member Aella's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Greece
    Posts
    8,899

    Default

    [QUOTE] While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.[/QUOTE]

    That sounds...weirdly plausible. I'm creeped out now.

  15. #60
    Elite Member aabbcc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Watching the sun set over Lake Superior.
    Posts
    18,395

    Default

    You die from a ruptured spleen.

    It's bad enough my life is a total snooze. I can't even look forward to an interesting death.

Page 4 of 5 FirstFirst 12345 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 433
    Last Post: December 27th, 2013, 07:51 PM
  2. Replies: 130
    Last Post: May 4th, 2008, 11:43 AM
  3. Trying to Find a Bundt Pan
    By NoDayButToday in forum Food and Cuisine
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: January 15th, 2006, 08:52 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •