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    I won't bother, cause I know how I'm gonna die anyway, 51 % certainty that is. And it ain't pretty either. Not wanting to spoiling anyone's fun here.

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    Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.

    yikes!

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    You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

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    While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

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    A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.

    nick on here
    A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.
    damn mime's should've known
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    A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.

    But I work alone...
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    mmmm do you have pets or a plant
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    lol..always beware those plants shedevil

    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    I won't bother, cause I know how I'm gonna die anyway, 51 % certainty that is. And it ain't pretty either. Not wanting to spoiling anyone's fun here.
    oh no..why do you say that chilly..?

    mine:

    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.

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    You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.
    How glamorous, I go like a rockstar. My boyfriend's was --While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.
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    Mine: A disgruntled employee beats you to death with a hockey stick
    in a sporting good store!
    I'm safe-never have been in a sporting good store!
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    You are bitten wihle tormenting a sickly-looking squirrell. You die of rabies a few days later.

    Ohhh ok, likely

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    While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

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    While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.

    ooh how wonderful!!!
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    The barbed wire one is just nasty.
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    You're stung several dozen times by a swarm of bees. The large amount of venom in your blood causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you suffocate to death.

    My nick:
    While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death.

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    ^^Woah! Theres a theme going there Nerissa!!!

    A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.
    Ha ha ha!! This has to be the best death of all time!!!!!
    Curiouser and curiouser...

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    ^^ Yeah, it's a bit scary I am allergic to almost everything!

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