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    my bf commits suicide after finding out he's HIV positive

    boooo!

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    While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.
    A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.
    Great. No nature walks or sandwich shops for me!

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    You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.


    Yay---another excuse for why I can't do dishes at the kitchen sink!!!!
    ^^^^

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    My real name:
    In a drunken game of Russian Roulette, you forget to spin the cylinder, and you kill yourself in the first round.
    ^Guess I won't be playing drunken russian roulette anymore then.

    My name here:
    While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve.

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    My username

    While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.
    Thank god I dont have a car yet, although I never trusted my neighbor anyway.
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    My real name: While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

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    A large icicle falls from above your head, impaling you.


    Oy.
    2 years...

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    While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

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    ^^Whoa, they really went through great lengths to make sure you die in any natural causes or just plain wierd.
    Kind of like Final Destination, you think you escaped, BAm! think again.
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    "You are struck by lightening will walking your dog in a storm."

    This freaks me out because I have always had dreams of being hit by lightening and back in High school, my PE teacher went out of her way to instruct me as what to do if I feel lightening is about to strike me.

    Hair will stand straight up on your body and you will feel the charge and you need to make yourself into a basketball with feet. I don't know why she said a basketball.

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    In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.

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    You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

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    While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.
    Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable.

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    A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.


    Cuz_I_Can:

    While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below. (omg, that is one of my biggest fears ever)

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    Either I'm going to be 1) attacked by a cable installer who is enraged by my accusations of incompetence 2) accidentally stabbed in the carotid artery by an incompetent hairstylist 3)or poisoned by a snake I somehow find during a scavenger hunt. Geez, and I thought I would probably just die of old age!

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    Mine's just mental!!

    After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.

    Ha ha ha - I'm looking forward to it!!
    Curiouser and curiouser...

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