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    At the corn maze near our house the corn is so close together its very hard to get through. And yeah, getting completely lost is no fun I wouldn't have taken a three week old into one, though. I mean, they're basically little poop machines.
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    I'd definitely have left the kid in the trunk.
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    You would shoot a few holes into the trunk for air though, right?
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    There's enough air in the trunk for a 3-week-old.
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    I live right by there!!

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