On behalf of the women of the North of England I would like to apologise for this spectacle and assure you that not all of us are neon orange trannytastic hosebeasts.
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How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
Say what you will,almost all of them oil paintings look happy and proud.
I clicked on Twitchlink,thought it was safe,but noooo..never again!
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Flammable weaves, elegant dresses stolen from the Footballers' Wives costume closet and graceful moves were the theme at the Aintree Ladies Day in Liverpool, England yesterday. Ladies Day is when delicate flowers from all over give dignity the day off and put on their most glamorous ensembles to watch the Grand Nationals. And by "watch the Grand Nationals" I mean stare into a plastic cup full of bottom shelf champagne until it's empty.
This whole event was just a beautiful trash heap of tarnished rhinestones and ho shit antics. Look at this shit! You know you're in a special place when you witness a graceful swan kissing the tarmac with her cooch. This is what my dreams are made of.
I mean, you can't spell "class" without ass (see the portrait above).
This is going to be my most favorite day of the year!
& not a single fuck was given...
I'm not even going to lie, it looks like it would be a fabulous time. Just watching the people as they strolled by, would be an amazing time. Then add to the fact, that you can probably get as drunk and trashy and tacky as you want, and not even get noticed by anyone.
I so want to go one day...just once though, because I think that will be enough.
What I wouldn't give to go to this!
With a camera.
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It's just all so delish! I'm with you Mrs. Dark. This I'd pay to see!
Meryl doesn't even try anymore. She just calls Lanvin and asks for curtains with a belt.~Bitter
Can we interest you in Leann Rimes? She has a nice little cadre of fans you'd probably enjoy.~ Pecan Pie
Thank you Aintree ladies, for putting to rest the myth that all the white trash is American.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
I want pics of the carpark secks.
I've never liked lesbianism - it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
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Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.
Aintree is definitely on my bucket list now.
Nov, you gonna dress trashtastic and take me to see the horses...and the races?
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
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