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    Elite Member Mrs P's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post

    For fucks sake.
    It reminds me of Mexican paper flowers! Give me the right amount of booze at this event and I'd so get in trouble for ruining this hat by manhandling it.

    As a kid at social occasions that had these or other Mexican paper decorations, I couldn't help but play with them. The crumply texture of the tissue and careful foldings; so delicate and yet firm at the same time. The satisfaction of fanning the layers with my thumbs was a total handgasm. Sigh, but it all must end once the paper turns to shit from skin oils/sweat and it inevitably tears.

    OK, I lied about the age because I'm pretty sure I kept doing that crap into my 20s if the opportunity came up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belt Up View Post
    I live in the NW and around here you are considered 'plain' by many if you don't trowel on the fake tan and garish make up.

    *Is happily plain*
    /waves Me too!

    I wear makeup, but not in proportions that needs a hammer, chisel and industrial grinder to take it off at night. I'm also defiantly pale skinned in a sea of tangerine.

    Aintree is literally ten or 15 minutes drive from where I live, and I wish I could say the clown show is the exception rather than the rule, but in all honesty I can't.

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