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    Oh gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean James View Post
    That hairy dude...
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    ...is the nastiest thing I've ever seen!
    So am I the only one who would agree to go on a date with him just so I could get him rip-roaring, passing out drunk just and cover him from head to foot in band aids and wax strips before making my escape?
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    The pic of the guy copying the Rolling Stone housekeeping is cute.

    The hairy guy on the bed, and the guy in the short shorts..... LOL omg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    that fivehead is never gonna heal if he doesn't stop picking
    That could easily be classified as a tenhead.
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    The hairy one can be waxed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post

    Is that Dean whateverhisnameis, Tory Spelling's husband? LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    So am I the only one who would agree to go on a date with him just so I could get him rip-roaring, passing out drunk just and cover him from head to foot in band aids and wax strips before making my escape?
    I immediately thought of covering him in duct tape!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post

    Whatever on all those other dudes, cause someone please explain to me wtf this is about?
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    Just an average day out in the driveway with your gold lamay bat wings. Nothing unusual here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I immediately thought of covering him in duct tape!
    Or using a nasal hair trimmer to shave a rude message on his back!
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    I really couldn't look. I've never scrolled so fast in my life but I did see the famous "Tron Guy" (the guy in the helmet and white suit). I'll bet you anything that when the new Tron Legacy comes out over Christmas he'll be everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    that fivehead is never gonna heal if he doesn't stop picking
    I can't stop looking at this meth-five-head! He looks like he's been getting into fights with a small army of possessed razor blades...WTF!

    And what is up with the guy on the plywood staircase? Rubber boots, rubber gloves, and a strange green rubber outfit complete with hat. He has a leprechaun feel to him.
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    I have seen that hairy guy pic a thousand times, but for some reason this is the first time I noticed the hairy ball sack! Whyyyyyy did I look longer than the usual 2 seconds!
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    The guy in the green rubber codpiece is by far the scariest because you just know he posted that pic on some kind of fetish S/M dating website and he seriously thinks he's sexay.

    As for the methhead.....

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    I can't say I wasn't warned. oh god.....no. no.
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