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    Quote Originally Posted by TRM_SHRiMP View Post
    I wonder if some woman would get a tattoo of a well hung man with some tiny little implant balls...
    now that would be a sight. She could fiddle with his bollocks when she's nervous, kind of like worry beads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    now that would be a sight. She could fiddle with his bollocks when she's nervous, kind of like worry beads.
    and when she is upset she can really bust his balls.

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    ^^
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Wouldn't they like, move around??
    All you can do at life is play along and hope that sometimes you get it right.

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    Update:
    Laneís Tattoo Gets Pus-Filled Death Sacks

    Friday December 28th, 2007 @ 11:22 PM
    Dear ModBlog,
    Lane sums up his leg implant experience (scroll down a couple entries if you havenít seen it yet) by simply saying, ďMy body just did not want it at all.Ē
    The rather unpleasant photos below were taken two weeks after the implant was put in. A day after Lane took the sutures out, the wound opened up and nearly a liter of yellowish-clear fluid poured out of the incision ó the previous three nights heíd been running a high fever accompanied by heavy sweats, general ill-health, and a stiff neck. After consulting with Brian on the phone, who inserted the boobs, they agreed that taking it out was the right thing to do. Because it was the holidays, Laneís staff werenít around, so in a one hour DIY procedure and with his wifeís assistance he removed it. Thankfully itís now healing well ó flat chested once again ó and looking much better.
    Itís unclear whether this was the early stages of septic shock, or if his body was straining to reject the large piece of silicon.

    However, Iíd really like to emphasize that Lane is a healthy guy thatís aware of body modification issues, and Brian is an experienced and clean practitioner ó even in the best of cases, things can and often do go horribly wrong. If Lane had not removed the implant when he did, he could very easily have become seriously ill or even died without emergency care.

    If you choose to explore the world of heavy modification, itís your responsibility to not just find a good artist you can trust, but also to be completely aware of what youíre getting yourself into and be very in tune with your own body. I can not repeat enough that things go wrong for everyone, and itís these cases we need to prepare for. Being prepared is what will keep them as nothing but temporary setbacks instead of permanent setbacks.
    ModBlog - Laneís Tattoo Gets Pus-Filled Death Sacks - Body modification and ritual blog sponsored by BMEzine.com

    Delightfully gruesome pics on the above site!

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    I'm so glad this had a happy ending

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