Not a store manager, I'm like middle management. Everyone, including managers, is expected to clean so even the store manager gets stuck cleaning up shit occasionally.
I also have this weird thing where I HATE to delegate the truly disgusting jobs. I hate asking people to do stuff that is so repulsive unless I'm angry at them. I use cleaning the men's room as a "punishment" when someone does something that pisses me off.
this is great and so true.
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
Explosive diarrhea? Or maybe they're morons when they wipe and accidentally brush the wall with the soiled TP?
Once when I worked in a state gov't building--all adults, admins, bureaucrats and lab personnel--we found a piece of poo on the floor near the toilet base near the rear wall. That was a disgusting mystery we never did figure out. How do you miss that badly and get it into such a tight, remote space?
someone was hover-pooping and freaked out when someone came in causing him/her to lose balance and the poop ended up next to the toilet instead?
We have all these unsolved poop mysteries! Maybe anal ghosts were involved?
I'm cracking up over this whole thread.
I honestly don't get the whole "hover" thing and the only time I ever do it is in a portopotty or outhouse. I'm willing to bet that the most of the people that are being cleaned up after ARE hoverers...sit your primpy asses down on the seat and there'd be less issues!!!!!
And on the debate on which bathrooms are dirtier, I saw some pretty nasty stuff in my college dorm life. There was one girl on my floor my senior year who would wipe and then throw it in the garbage...I'll let your imaginations fill the rest of that out.
All you can do at life is play along and hope that sometimes you get it right.
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