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I love this website! Thanks for sharing. The gaydar power ranger is the best!
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Last edited by Janet296; October 1st, 2011 at 05:04 AM.
Love a genuinely funny motivator randomly dropped in out of nowhere
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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one... what’s your plan? - twitter.com/verygrumpycat
oops! I don't know how that got posted here because I was on Random funny shit when I posted. Oh well, It is still funny. I will take it down here and try posting it in the right place...again.
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"One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
^^^ holy crap Greys those are hysterical!!!!!!!!
Well, the whore apples sure didn't fall far from the whore tree. Sylkyn
HA! "I'm a motherfucker and I sell candles"![]()
Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!
I want to leave earth too!!
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Hee hee hee!
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I smile because I have no idea what's going on
Rofl I love the cum in my hair one
Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel
Love these - dying of the giggles over here.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
Yeah, that cum/gum one was both LOL and cringe worthy - "I've had so much cum in my hair". Ahh, the precious bonding moments we all share with our mothers
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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one... what’s your plan? - twitter.com/verygrumpycat
The other day I texted my husband at work how I was feeling sick. I tried to text "Mom and I are having the same symptoms" but it was autocorrected, "Mom and I are having the same sausage."
He was like, "Not so far as I know 0.o"
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“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love."
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