^super cute!
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
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“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love."
"I hate your saggy tits and your fat ass." Too much.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
These are the funniest things!
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
awkward is right! sheesh!![]()
& not a single fuck was given...
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
LMAO These are great.
"Helicopters hovered over her mansion and a band of Chihuahuas was seen on her patio barking at all the action. "
"Welcome to the board, Asshole!" Twitchy 2.0
Waterslide (A day one fan of Air Quotes)
Ah Shit! I've got tears rolling down my face from this.
"I will only date a woman with organized shelves!"
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
I cannot read these without laughing out loud! Thank you for posting these gems!
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
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