I love the totally random ones. "Oh my goodandplenty."
Omg I can't fucking breath those are great!
Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel
I love the totally random ones. "Oh my goodandplenty."
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
I can't stop reading this stuff
& not a single fuck was given...
My friend and I both post on a mom's forum. She had a little boy a couple months ago and wanted to ask questions about healing, vag pain, etc.
She meant to say she was doing a crazy amount of kegels and that her bum is sensitive.
It came out that she was doing a crazy amount of negros and that her bum is toasted.
Poor girl didn't go on the site for 2 days after that.
Lol
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“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love."
I had to turn the auto-suggestion off on my new phone. It kept totally re-spelling everything I put into it, and I was waiting for it to suggest something filthy. I giggled thru lots of email before I finally turned it off.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
that bum thing was awesomly funny!It makes sense though if u got black guys hitting it up the bum it gets sore. poor girl.
we don't have to make love to have an orgasm
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
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