Omg I can't fucking breath those are great!
Omg I can't fucking breath those are great!
Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel
I love the totally random ones. "Oh my goodandplenty."
I can't stop reading this stuff
& not a single fuck was given...
My friend and I both post on a mom's forum. She had a little boy a couple months ago and wanted to ask questions about healing, vag pain, etc.
She meant to say she was doing a crazy amount of kegels and that her bum is sensitive.
It came out that she was doing a crazy amount of negros and that her bum is toasted.
Poor girl didn't go on the site for 2 days after that.
Lol
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There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
Do it anyway
I had to turn the auto-suggestion off on my new phone. It kept totally re-spelling everything I put into it, and I was waiting for it to suggest something filthy. I giggled thru lots of email before I finally turned it off.
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Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
that bum thing was awesomly funny!It makes sense though if u got black guys hitting it up the bum it gets sore. poor girl.
we don't have to make love to have an orgasm
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
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