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    Omg I can't fucking breath those are great!
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    I love the totally random ones. "Oh my goodandplenty."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    I'm dying of laughter over here. These are awesome. "Carl never mentioned he had a son with dickrot."
    well... carl's a little shy.
    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    I love the totally random ones. "Oh my goodandplenty."
    I do love that goodandplenty!
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    Dying of laughter!

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    I can't stop reading this stuff
    & not a single fuck was given...

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    I needed to laugh today. These really hit the spot.

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    My friend and I both post on a mom's forum. She had a little boy a couple months ago and wanted to ask questions about healing, vag pain, etc.

    She meant to say she was doing a crazy amount of kegels and that her bum is sensitive.
    It came out that she was doing a crazy amount of negros and that her bum is toasted.

    Poor girl didn't go on the site for 2 days after that.

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    Lol
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    I had to turn the auto-suggestion off on my new phone. It kept totally re-spelling everything I put into it, and I was waiting for it to suggest something filthy. I giggled thru lots of email before I finally turned it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dallison View Post
    She meant to say she was doing a crazy amount of kegels and that her bum is sensitive.
    It came out that she was doing a crazy amount of negros and that her bum is toasted.
    Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!

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    that bum thing was awesomly funny! It makes sense though if u got black guys hitting it up the bum it gets sore. poor girl.
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    Best one yet.

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    "What the actual fuck"
    I love it!
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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