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    Blowing baboons!!!!
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    I have tears running down my cheeks from reading these. Are these real or just people pretending the auto correct substituted these inappropriate words?
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    I hope they are real because they are so freaking funny. I love that Grandpa is getting a Cockring.
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    Love "3 dead walruses". Trying to picture that.
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    My auto-correct changes things all the time, drives me nuts.

    These are good stuff.
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    WTH? iPhone is all about the cockrings, apparently!
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    And vag seems to pop up a lot. I don't even think that's a real word. The IPhone programmers must be laughing their asses off.

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    I wish I could post it but I love the one where the mother keeps asking for a new dick for Dad.

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    damn good one faithanne lol
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    This shit always makes me bust a gut laughing. Cockring. No! Cockring. FUCK!
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    A cockring for your shit dick, perhaps?
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    I love this thread so much, but whenever I'm reading it, people at work look at me like I'm freaking crazy because I just bust out laughing. I'm like "what?"
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