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    These soooo make me laugh. I've never had those corrections happen to me though.
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    Me either; I turned auto-correct off when I bought my phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Me either; I turned auto-correct off when I bought my phone.
    Well mine tries to correct, but normal words, not these hysterical suggestions.
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    Yeah, I turned mine off when I WASN'T getting the funny ones - who wants straight, boring suggestions????????
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    "I'm gonna lick you in the testicles" It's like autocorrect is designed to cock-block you, but in the figurative/discourse.

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    Some of the later ones sound a bit fake to me. Still funny but almost too perfect.
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    Damn those never get old. LMAO right here.
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    The worst autocorrect experience was from my husband's step aunt. We were texting because my husband's grandpa was in ICU and we were trying to figure out if he was stable or if we should drive up ASAP. Her autocorrect changed her text to basically said that he died. It was horrible. My husband texted her back to make sure what she wrote was right and that's when we found out autocorrect changed one word to make it sound like he was dead. He did end up dying, but not before we got to visit.

    So fuck you autocorrect!!!

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    Trying to remember if I shared this in here, but I got a cold from my mother last year and tried to text Mr. Lola with, "Mom and I have the same symptoms" but it autocorrected to, "Mom and I have the same sausage."

    Also, more recently:

    I was trying to type to my mother that we had 'fun' at an event we went to(The quotes to imply the sarcasm) but it kept chancing 'fun' to 'tim'. So I texted my friend Tim that he must be more fun than even fun is ;P
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    I like to know what ass I'm in as a matter of principle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    I like to know what ass I'm in as a matter of principle.
    You're not scent trained?
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