"do not shake your dick or it will explode everywhere" I'm crying here!
I love the last one, oh damn I needed these lmao
Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel
"do not shake your dick or it will explode everywhere" I'm crying here!
You, sir, are an intellectual lightweight, a coward, and a chauvinist pig. Do I make myself clear?
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
I know it's the best one evah lmao
Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel
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You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
LOL, between the dad's dick tattoo one and 'titpicnic' loooool!
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“Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love."
these never fail to make me laugh!
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
This just cheers me right up!
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
Dying over here as usual - titpicnic and having your dad's dick tattooed are too much tonight.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
Bwahahahaha
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I smile because I have no idea what's going on
I love relaxing with a cold glass of Pinot Gringo.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
OMG...I haven't laughed so hard in a long time....
~Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
Oh, those are goood!
You, sir, are an intellectual lightweight, a coward, and a chauvinist pig. Do I make myself clear?
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
I actually have tears running down my face!
"Helicopters hovered over her mansion and a band of Chihuahuas was seen on her patio barking at all the action. "
"Welcome to the board, Asshole!" Twitchy 2.0
Waterslide (A day one fan of Air Quotes)
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