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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    Ok, that's my new favorite
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    have nothing to add, except these are hysterical!
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    Texting on top of a Mormon! I cannot read these without laughing out loud the whole time.
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    Hell, I'm trying to eat dinner - but not while I read this thread.
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    ~Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

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    loooool. How very American Psycho.
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    Do it anyway

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    aaaahhh cum bottles!







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    A covenant store for a dick pepper? I love this damn thread.
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    ~Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

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    ^^ Hilarious but poor kid, now his laptop's broken.


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    Wow, this thread is great.

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    (baby whale)
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by gardenwitch View Post
    oh fuck this is the best one yet rofl
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    Last night, I had my first ever, damn you autocorrect moment:

    I had my kids at one of those mountain-climbing facilities (EarthTreks). My son's troop was supposed to have full access to the kids area, but we got bumped by a f*cking yoga class that had been previously schedule.

    Anyway, I texted my wife that this was a disaster.

    My wife replied, "Are the judas willing to wait and have you paid for [daughter]"

    I replied, "Already paid and who are judas???"

    Then, she texted back, "I meant to say 'kids'!"

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