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    Oooh....I thought you were serious until Carl came up!
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    Well hell, you know in all likelihood it's not too far from the truth! They both live in a world of delusion and will never figure out that they can't get ladies because they're douchebags.

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    OMG... Wtf... Scary controlling fatish fifty year old seeks slim 24-29 year old for slave work and no peeing in under a four hour limit!
    Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

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    He gives off a lot of the signals of an abusive partner. Creepy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariesoleil View Post
    What a fucking moron. I didn't read it all, I got the drift.

    A real asshole, he makes me want to puke. And he wants someone aged between 24-29 and he's in his 50's? Bwahaha . Sorry buddy but you're not going to get someone that age if you aren't a sugar daddy, which he obviously stated he isn't.



    Why the fuck can't she carry a bottle of water?
    Perhaps you forgot about the no peeing in under 4 hours rule?
    I'm sure this applies to seven mile walks as well as dates.

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    Unbelievably creepy. Worse yet, I bet there's atleast one crazy ass lady out there who reads this add and is actually interested .

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    this nutjob is in my area. OY! Glad I'm married!
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    He sounds like the prefect man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ang View Post
    omfg, i wonder what kind of woman answers this seriously.
    I'll do it for shits and giggles. I lvoe fucking with guys like this; makes me think of my ex saying "You just have to be willing to be fertile"
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Jesus christ what a fruit loop. He sounds nutty as squirrel poo! I soooo want to see what he looks like hehe. It does make me sad that there'll be at least one woman who goes in for this. What a fucking nutter. JKM go for it, we'll help you answer his interview questions!!
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    I don't know if I could handle the rejection... fuck it. Is it really real? This is yahoo? Okay, let's create a name for me.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Dude, I found his picture



    CLASSIC!!

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    Is Aileen Wuornos still in prison? She'd know how to deal with this douche.

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    Really...
    Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who Im not

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