Creepiest (and longest!) personal ad

**McJag** · September 18th, 2008, 10:34 PM

I know there is a LONG line of eager applicants! Riiiight.

**yoyoma** · September 18th, 2008, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by Chilly Willy

I applied.

you crack me up! make sure to let us know when your application is approved...
we don't want you go missing and all without a trace...

**melly** · September 18th, 2008, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Fran

He does. I kept expecting to read "it will put lotion on it's skin".

I was thinking the same thing!

**fgg** · September 19th, 2008, 08:20 PM

ok, i was disqualified based on a few things in the first list...

i really think someone needs to create a fake account and get in touch with this guy. it would be awesome to get pics and see how he reacts when you follow the rules he lists! who's game?

**chartreuse** · September 19th, 2008, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by FloridaGatorGirl

ok, i was disqualified based on a few things in the first list...

i really think someone needs to create a fake account and get in touch with this guy. it would be awesome to get pics and see how he reacts when you follow the rules he lists! who's game?

i doubt that there's a person alive who has the patience to read & then follow those rules.

**fgg** · September 19th, 2008, 08:35 PM

^^i will admit that i only made it about half way and i was ridiculously bored at work. that guy is the craziest, creepiest, crackpot ever

**AllieCat** · September 19th, 2008, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Quazar

I wouldn't last 2 seconds with this idiot before they arrested me for assault.

Holy fuck!!!

Quazar, you're hilarious!!!!

**tee-ha-ha** · September 20th, 2008, 05:16 AM

Originally Posted by Fran

He does. I kept expecting to read "it will put lotion on it's skin".

**cmmdee** · September 23rd, 2008, 09:48 AM

I'm guessing he's never had a girlfriend before.

**DeChayz** · September 23rd, 2008, 09:55 AM

No, the sad part is, cmmdee, that he was MARRIED! No wonder his son is in the military - he was probably potty traind at gunpoint!

**cmmdee** · September 23rd, 2008, 10:02 AM

^^ UGH! Unless he lied about it!
Seriously, I don't know how anyone would want to be with someone like that. He even had a weight to height proportion requirement. Sick.

DitaPage* · September 23rd, 2008, 10:12 AM

I didn't make the list. I started ticking off the checklist. I don't measure up to his ridiculous standards, what a bummer.

**KandyKorn** · September 23rd, 2008, 10:33 AM

This is the first time I've ever been thrilled to be too short and fat to meet qualifications!!

This dipshit makes me glad I'm not dating.

**MrsDark** · September 23rd, 2008, 06:09 PM

Holy shit, this is hilarious.... I'm sending it to all my single friends and acquaintances (and watch what happens) and a couple of shrinks I know who could use some "light" reading.