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    I know there is a LONG line of eager applicants! Riiiight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    I applied.
    you crack me up! make sure to let us know when your application is approved...
    we don't want you go missing and all without a trace...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fran View Post
    He does. I kept expecting to read "it will put lotion on it's skin".
    I was thinking the same thing!

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    ok, i was disqualified based on a few things in the first list...

    i really think someone needs to create a fake account and get in touch with this guy. it would be awesome to get pics and see how he reacts when you follow the rules he lists! who's game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaGatorGirl View Post
    ok, i was disqualified based on a few things in the first list...

    i really think someone needs to create a fake account and get in touch with this guy. it would be awesome to get pics and see how he reacts when you follow the rules he lists! who's game?
    i doubt that there's a person alive who has the patience to read & then follow those rules.
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    ^^i will admit that i only made it about half way and i was ridiculously bored at work. that guy is the craziest, creepiest, crackpot ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quazar View Post

    I wouldn't last 2 seconds with this idiot before they arrested me for assault.
    Holy fuck!!!

    Quazar, you're hilarious!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fran View Post
    He does. I kept expecting to read "it will put lotion on it's skin".

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    I'm guessing he's never had a girlfriend before.

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    No, the sad part is, cmmdee, that he was MARRIED! No wonder his son is in the military - he was probably potty traind at gunpoint!

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    ^^ UGH! Unless he lied about it!
    Seriously, I don't know how anyone would want to be with someone like that. He even had a weight to height proportion requirement. Sick.

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    I didn't make the list. I started ticking off the checklist. I don't measure up to his ridiculous standards, what a bummer.

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    This is the first time I've ever been thrilled to be too short and fat to meet qualifications!!
    This dipshit makes me glad I'm not dating.
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    Holy shit, this is hilarious.... I'm sending it to all my single friends and acquaintances (and watch what happens) and a couple of shrinks I know who could use some "light" reading.
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    Dude, I found his picture


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