I know there is a LONG line of eager applicants! Riiiight.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
ok, i was disqualified based on a few things in the first list...
i really think someone needs to create a fake account and get in touch with this guy. it would be awesome to get pics and see how he reacts when you follow the rules he lists! who's game?
^^i will admit that i only made it about half way and i was ridiculously bored at work. that guy is the craziest, creepiest, crackpot ever
I'm guessing he's never had a girlfriend before.
No, the sad part is, cmmdee, that he was MARRIED! No wonder his son is in the military - he was probably potty traind at gunpoint!
^^ UGH! Unless he lied about it!
Seriously, I don't know how anyone would want to be with someone like that. He even had a weight to height proportion requirement. Sick.
I didn't make the list. I started ticking off the checklist. I don't measure up to his ridiculous standards, what a bummer.
This is the first time I've ever been thrilled to be too short and fat to meet qualifications!!
This dipshit makes me glad I'm not dating.
I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.
Holy shit, this is hilarious.... I'm sending it to all my single friends and acquaintances (and watch what happens) and a couple of shrinks I know who could use some "light" reading.
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"I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin
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