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Reply With Quotetl;dr, but from what I caught, this guy just redefines 'loser'.
Obviously this guy has severe issues with women, and animals.
18. You have an unhealthy love of animals, you believe they have a soul, you give them equal or more importance than people.
What the hell?! And you bet I do.
I wonder what the story was with his first wife?
I wouldn't last 2 seconds with this idiot before they arrested me for assault.
tl;dr, but from what I caught, this guy just redefines 'loser'.
"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon
"The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance." -Benjamin Franklin
His first wife is still running awaaaaaaaaaaaay... I'll take him! He sounds dreamy.
Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding! -Betty White
ewww gross wtf?!!!!
what if you found out this was your dad?!
If this guy isn't Paul Newman gorgeous and/or Bill Gates rich I suspect he will die of blue balls
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
He sounds like a serial killer.
"Give me your love and I'll give you--the Perfect Love Song!"
He does. I kept expecting to read "it will put lotion on it's skin".
Yay, a psychotic batfuck...looking for a mate. Is this for real?
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
I applied.
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
-Twitchy-
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
-Bugdoll-
What a fucking moron. I didn't read it all, I got the drift.
A real asshole, he makes me want to puke. And he wants someone aged between 24-29 and he's in his 50's? Bwahaha. Sorry buddy but you're not going to get someone that age if you aren't a sugar daddy, which he obviously stated he isn't.
Why the fuck can't she carry a bottle of water?You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk.
"Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."
Well, if you did, then I hope you carefully read, comprehended and retained the parts of the profile that pertain to you, otherwise he will simply state something like: "It is clear that you did not carefully read, comprehend and retain what I stated in my profile, you are now iggied". And there is no worse fate than that.Originally Posted by Chilly Willy
Also you had better hope he forgets to ask whether you are a vegetarian, because if you lie and he discovers it after the wedding, it's a big fat divorce for you! However, if he does forget to ask, there will have been no lie and you will be allowed to remain a vegetarian- he's just that great a guy.
What a dumbass
Well damn! I drink more than one glass of alcohol a day so I am out. And I was born a male.
I'm morbidly curious to know what this gem looks like.
Maybe that's what happened to the first wife.
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
Well I hope you have money to get over there because he clearly specified he wouldn't pay your trip over
"Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."
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