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    Obviously this guy has severe issues with women, and animals.


    18. You have an unhealthy love of animals, you believe they have a soul, you give them equal or more importance than people.

    What the hell?! And you bet I do.


    I wonder what the story was with his first wife?

    I wouldn't last 2 seconds with this idiot before they arrested me for assault.

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    tl;dr, but from what I caught, this guy just redefines 'loser'.
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    His first wife is still running awaaaaaaaaaaaay... I'll take him! He sounds dreamy.
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    ewww gross wtf?!!!!

    what if you found out this was your dad?!

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    If this guy isn't Paul Newman gorgeous and/or Bill Gates rich I suspect he will die of blue balls
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    He sounds like a serial killer.
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    He does. I kept expecting to read "it will put lotion on it's skin".

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    Yay, a psychotic batfuck... looking for a mate. Is this for real?
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    I applied.
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    What a fucking moron. I didn't read it all, I got the drift.

    A real asshole, he makes me want to puke. And he wants someone aged between 24-29 and he's in his 50's? Bwahaha . Sorry buddy but you're not going to get someone that age if you aren't a sugar daddy, which he obviously stated he isn't.

    You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk.
    Why the fuck can't she carry a bottle of water?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    I applied.
    Well, if you did, then I hope you carefully read, comprehended and retained the parts of the profile that pertain to you, otherwise he will simply state something like: "It is clear that you did not carefully read, comprehend and retain what I stated in my profile, you are now iggied". And there is no worse fate than that.

    Also you had better hope he forgets to ask whether you are a vegetarian, because if you lie and he discovers it after the wedding, it's a big fat divorce for you! However, if he does forget to ask, there will have been no lie and you will be allowed to remain a vegetarian- he's just that great a guy.

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    What a dumbass

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    Well damn! I drink more than one glass of alcohol a day so I am out. And I was born a male.

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    I'm morbidly curious to know what this gem looks like.

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    He sounds like a serial killer.
    Maybe that's what happened to the first wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    I applied.
    Well I hope you have money to get over there because he clearly specified he wouldn't pay your trip over
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