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    I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palermo View Post
    I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
    i believe i saw a commercial where some gal was saying that very thing to FLAVOR FLAV!!!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    some of these are so crazy i don't know how anyone says them with a straight face!

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    bump


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    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

    Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
    Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    Unfertilized.


    I AM SO GOING TO USE THAT!!
    Beneath the sun of summer a sea of flowers won't bloom without the rain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissDecember View Post
    "I need to fuck a pussy REAL BAD!"
    what she failed to mention is that it WORKED!!! Oh and also that it was while she was selling her puss down at a truckstop by the interstate...
    Quote Originally Posted by DitaPage* View Post
    that one takes the cake!
    and is quite effective .... at the truckstop
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    This is a real revelation.




    right, like you do it so much klassier in PRISON!
    Quote Originally Posted by MsChiff View Post
    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

    Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
    bwahahahahaha
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    Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

    Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.

    I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    what she failed to mention is that it WORKED!!! Oh and also that it was while she was selling her puss down at a truckstop by the interstate...

    and is quite effective .... at the truckstop

    right, like you do it so much klassier in PRISON!
    Even after all this time, it's so much fun to kick those fuckers in the nuts.
    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Even after all this time, it's so much fun to kick those fuckers in the nuts.
    I know! I wonder if I'll ever stop kicking those old bones...
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Worst ever that I've had was when I was 16. Some drunken old git staggered up to me and said "How could anyone so innocent look so beautiful?". I was rather shy and didn't know what to say to get rid of him so I fled. Another klassy line I've had said to me was "I'm sorry, but I can't help but stare at your breasts...". I tipped my drink in his lap and said (in a loud voice) "Ewww! Couldn't you wait until you got to a toilet?" before walking off.

    A line I use to get rid of sleazes now is "If I wanted something everyone else has had before me then I'd get a library book...".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    I had one guy say "I'd like to drink your bath water."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Had that one used on me & he followed it up with "and I wouldn't care if you pissed in it."
    bwaaahhh hey he just found me on myspace you want I should give him your email
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    bwaaahhh hey he just found me on myspace you want I should give him your email
    DONTCHOO do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    but but he lurves you lol
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    yes, after telling me he would drink my bath water, didn't he "fall" on the bed on top of me with a knife and pretend to stab me??? What was I thinkin'? How could I have let that prize marry one of his cousin in laws???
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
    П(•_•)П
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