Haha, he didn't sugarcoat.
Haha, he didn't sugarcoat.
Do you want to see something swell?
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
Is that a keg in your pants?
'cause I'd like to tap that ass.
"The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club
This is a real revelation.
are those space pants? cuz your ass is out of this world!
how do you like your eggs? i wanna know what to make you in the morning.
this one worked on me: "wanna makeout?" - he was hot and i was drunk.
It's moments like these where I am so thankful to be married and not out in the dating scene again!!!!
I love pick-up lines. The cheesier, the better...
-You're parents must be retarded, because you are so special.
-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face. (Not really a pick-up line, though)
-Am I cute enough yet or do you need another drink?
-If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.
-Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away.
-You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?
some of these are so awful!!
"If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
Stolen from Wolfman Jack.."If you've got the curves, I've got the angles."
Once I crashed into a guy at a bar, and I said, "I beg your pardon,"to him. "Oh, don't do that, begging, I'm not used to it ! "he said.
We became bar friends after that, I thought it was so funny.
I have a younger brother who's favorite line is "Here, let me clean you off a place to sit" - as he wipes his face/mouth...
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
The stupidest line I ever got..."Girl you look so good, I'd drop these boxes just to get your name"...huh? I guess he needed to drop the boxes just to ask. So stupid, and it didn't even make sense.
"Your feet must be tired from running through my mind all day"
"Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"
I have only cheesy pickup lines and will not share them in case there is one stupid woman out there who hasn't heard them yet.....
But I will share my favorite shut-down line......."You want laid? Go climb up in a chicken's ass and wait."
heehee....it took me at least ten minutes to work that one out...and by then....she was 9-1/2 minutes gone.....
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