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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post


    Supposedly, this dress was 25 stone / 350 pounds. How the fuck do they walk with dresses weighed down by a gillion Swarovski crystals?



    I had to upload them to photobucket.


    This one cracked me up. She appears to be in some sort of bridal hamster ball. Does she have scurry frantically from side to side in order to roll down the aisle?

    All of these pics are fabulous. Chavs, hillbillies and mulletheads are fun to watch from afar, although I think it's probably best to maintain a safe distance. It might be contagious.
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    So "chav" means incredibly tacky with a splash of white trash then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post

    *pic removed*
    That guy looks like men on an episode of the X-Files - the one called "Home" where there was the family of in-breds, and the legless mother was kept under the bed. (shudder)
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    ^^OMG, I remember that Xfiles - you are so right, it was creepy...wasn't the legless mother kept in a box under the cupboard?

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    OMG! I definitely have my fair share (and then some) of hillbilly DNA but I draw the line at theme weddings. You just don't. It's wrong and I fully understand that you have to fight sometimes to make sure things stay classy. I was 18 when we started planning our wedding and one of my bridesmaids was 17 and she was the worst one to deal with. She picked up a sparkly red sequined number with spaghetti straps at one of the shops. I said put that down and she wanted to know why! We are gonna be in church, that's why! Then I had to fight with another bridesmaid over shoes. She wanted the ones with the bow, pearl, lace square combo that "matched" our dresses. Honey, thanks to the magic of dye, any shoe can match your dress, put those ugly ass things down! It was horrible!

    That first wedding is beyond words but the second one, that's a sight for here. Yes, coordinating attire is best for a wedding but that usually means a suit or tuxedo. It doesn't mean your dockers and good sneakers. I suppose it could be worse, they could have all been wearing black wrangles and boots. Been to that wedding, unfortunately cause that's the one where the bride had to sing a set with her daddy's band and we all got drunk on bad beer. That was also the night my friend's fiance tried to drive off with my car hooked on the front of his truck.

    I think that covers the hillbilly-redneck qualifiers, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    ^^OMG, I remember that Xfiles - you are so right, it was creepy...wasn't the legless mother kept in a box under the cupboard?
    I think it was under the bed.

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    I run a photo lab which is frequented by Chavs. Yay for me. But it does mean I get to see the hilarious photos of these fine celebrations. And believe me, the photos on here are nothing in comparison to some of the ones I've seen.

    Including the Wizard of Oz wedding where the bride was in a huge huge blue and white gingham Dorothy-type dress, and the bridesmaids were dressed as the tin man, lion, scarecrow, and toto. Yes, even Toto. Or the Disney wedding where the bridesmaids were all dressed in gold Belle (from Beauty and the Beast) dresses. Except with the midriff cut out, and the bridesmaids ranged in age from mid 20s to about 65. Although the 65 year old may just have had a hard life.

    Someone wanted to ask what the funerals are like? You really don't want to know. OK maybe you do...we are talking 15-20 pick up trucks with a combination of flowers and people in the back behind the hearse, or sometimes a horse drawn carriage. After the burial the guests (all dressed like Miss fluorescent green in one of the earlier pics but in varying eye watering shades) all take turns to pose porn star style on the freshly dug grave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indyw View Post
    I run a photo lab which is frequented by Chavs. Yay for me. But it does mean I get to see the hilarious photos of these fine celebrations. And believe me, the photos on here are nothing in comparison to some of the ones I've seen.

    Including the Wizard of Oz wedding where the bride was in a huge huge blue and white gingham Dorothy-type dress, and the bridesmaids were dressed as the tin man, lion, scarecrow, and toto. Yes, even Toto. Or the Disney wedding where the bridesmaids were all dressed in gold Belle (from Beauty and the Beast) dresses. Except with the midriff cut out, and the bridesmaids ranged in age from mid 20s to about 65. Although the 65 year old may just have had a hard life.

    Steal those photos and bring them to me.

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    My biggest problem with chavs is that there aren't enough of these awesome pics posted on the web. Being internet savvy and being a chav don't mix?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    My biggest problem with chavs is that there aren't enough of these awesome pics posted on the web. Being internet savvy and being a chav don't mix?

    Get yer fix here!
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    If a chav or chavette wants to mark that special occasion like a wedding, hen night, passing an NVQ or funeral or maybe just wants to paint the town red by travelling in style, there is only one suitable choice, a stale beer smelling, spunk stained white limousine! Naturally this limo has to have a huge sunroof so all the occupants can stand up and shout to passers by to alert them to the fact that they all chipped in 20 each to hire this vulgar, American, gass guzzling, chavettes boudoir on wheels. Yes, this is what celebrity culture has made Britain’s new ruling class think is the height of taste and sophistication. See if you can spot one on a Friday or Saturday night getting stuck in a cul-de-sac on a sink estate near you. See if you can spot the tired and depressed look on the drivers face that just says ‘it’s a job ok, please don’t judge me’ as his occupants pour cheap sparkling white wine down their gullets while listening to ‘In da club’ by 50 cent.

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    what's with dumpy chav english middle aged women dressing like hookers, with their feet all sausagy from strappy heels?

    Seriously, what the fuck
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    Grimm those are a dime a dozen in some areas over here, it's absolutely shocking!

    As a Scot I have to defend myself here and say I have NEVER seen a couple as ugly as those two anywhere, although Glasgow does have it's fair share of ugly chavs.
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    I've visited Glasgow. Some of the nicest people in Great Britain but difficult to understand.

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    ^^I think it depends on your home enviro. My relatives are English and Scottish, so I can piece together the dialect a lot easier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    To really creep you out...think of the wedding night. Bump chicka bowwow.
    Aaargh damn you, I was trying so hard not to go there

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