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    Supposedly, this dress was 25 stone / 350 pounds. How the fuck do they walk with dresses weighed down by a gillion Swarovski crystals?

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    Laurent how did you post those? It wouldn't let me
    I had to upload them to photobucket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post



    This looks like ASHLEE SIMPSON BEFORE the NOSE JOB! just has to point that out.








    And the one in the green has to be Jessica
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    Good ole photobucket


    If people have some white trash wedding pics to add please do!


    Oh wow it does look like Ashlee- very fug!

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    Couldn't help myself.

    Hubby number 1

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    Hubby number 2

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    GAWD! What a ho^!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    I'm actually really glad those two found eachother. They look really happy, heh.
    Me too! After the inital laughter/shock, it's all very touching. I kind of hope they don't (or can't) have babies because you know other kids will be ruthless..... plus by the looks of those two they won't have very long lives. That bride could already be pregnant there though, it's hard to tell.

    On a lighter note, couldn't the bride have at least worn white flip flops?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    I love this thread. Being descended from hard-scrabbling hillbillies and moonshiners and poor white trash myself, I'm fascinated with this type of thing. Especially since these folks are from across the pond. I guess these types are everywhere, huh?
    I know what you mean! It's wild isn't it?

    A lot of our hillbillie ancestors originally came from over there to begin with, so I guess it makes sense.

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    Britney looks so shit in her wedding pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    Britney looks so shit in her wedding pics
    You know in her pic with Kevin you know she's telling him to "eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it".

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    OMGOMGOMG, I can't stop laughing. You should title this thread, The Death of Good Taste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    You know in her pic with Kevin you know she's telling him to "eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it".
    I think that was also engraved on the cocktail napkins at the reception
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post





    It's Glinda the Good Witch...
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    The groom looks absolutely bladdered and I'm sure that bride is well and truly up the duff as all chav brides should be. Chavtastic! Extra points to the woman in that orange macrame suit with matching tan and bloke in the the weird green mermaid costume.
    Oh my God, you read my mind!

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    ... and there will be more to come as Jordan is getting her marriage bless or re-newing her vows soon. She said in heat/more/grazia that she wants it "bigger & better than last time"..... gulp...
    Free Charmed.

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    great thread rofl

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    The Abominable Snowman took a shit and someone thought it would make a nice wedding cake.

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