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    absolutely Chilly! NOt that I 've ever done anything like that....oh no.

    How could he leave the house thinking that that was a good look?! :O

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    holy fuck! unbelievable! funniest thing ever! And yeah, that girl doesn't want to be in a picture but it'd be rude to just point the camera at the guy without doing it this way....
    Kill him.
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    Too funny

    I wonder what he's smuggling down there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Dude...is that his wang snaking its way down the front of his very tight pants???

    I was just thinking he must have an oversize sack to be able to drape his balls like that. Like Cisco Adler territory.
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    I swear I know that girl too ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post


    Too funny

    I wonder what he's smuggling down there

    You need to wonder?!???!!?

    I can see from here. Eww.

    The girl posing for the picture reminds me (facially anyway) of Jodie Marsh, the glamour model one rung below Jordan.

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    Attractive,no???
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    heheheheh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondette View Post



    heheheheh
    that looks more comfortable anyway. it's all on one side. that other guy looks like he could cut himself in half with his jeans and the arrangement of his package.
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    We always called those things "moose knuckles" I was just in Austin, TX and there is a bar on 6th street named MooseKnuckles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Ouch, that looks so painful!

    Does aynoe agree that the girl in the picture is just pretending to get her picture taken and that they were out to photograph this guy from the get-go?
    Yeah, totally. Her expression says, "ZOMG MAN CLAM"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8_uncut-jock View Post
    We always called those things "moose knuckles" I was just in Austin, TX and there is a bar on 6th street named MooseKnuckles!
    I always thought a mooseknuckle was just a cameltoe on a fat chick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondette View Post



    heheheheh
    Mmmmmm,juicy,nice blouse too
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    man-clam is original, i coined it while watching a horrid movie musical called "the apple"



    One of the lead characters was a Dutch guy from Moose Jaw, Alberta, and was trying to win a music competition with his ugly girlfriend in the future of 1997 where glam rock ruled the world and everybody was a homosexual!

    he had jeans that were PAINTED on
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    he must be in pain.
    good from far but far from good.

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    That pic makes me wish I was born a lesbian.
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