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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    went home that day with a lot of misconceptions and learned a new meaning of the word 'hump'
    And just imagine how confusing it would be if this song was out at the time:

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    LOL how did no one tell you about this in school before 6th grade? i found out in school first, in 2nd or 3rd grade, thanks to a particularly well-informed girl at my lunch table. went home that day with a lot of misconceptions and learned a new meaning of the word 'hump'
    I really don't know. I played with barbies and stuff until I was 11/12. So my friends weren't the ones out there smoking and fucking in grade school, ya know? LOL We made our barbies "do it" but they were just naked and on top of each other, we didn't know what was really go on.

    The sick thing is that the girl who informed me what sex was happened to be like 7 or 8. And she told it to me all raunchy like she had learned it from a porn or something. She was saying sexual strange things and I remember thinking it was really weird, in retrospect I wouldn't be shocked to find out she had been molested or something.

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    LOL, that book was the best!! Love it. I want to move happily together with it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    I really don't know. I played with barbies and stuff until I was 11/12. So my friends weren't the ones out there smoking and fucking in grade school, ya know? LOL We made our barbies "do it" but they were just naked and on top of each other, we didn't know what was really go on.

    The sick thing is that the girl who informed me what sex was happened to be like 7 or 8. And she told it to me all raunchy like she had learned it from a porn or something. She was saying sexual strange things and I remember thinking it was really weird, in retrospect I wouldn't be shocked to find out she had been molested or something.
    or she just had older brothers.

    we weren't doing anything bad in primary school either, no smoking or anything like that, and no one was actually having sex either, but it was just impossible to get past 3rd or 4th grade without some kid telling you how the nasty was done. maybe i went to a school full of junior pervs.
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    i'm totally want this book for my kid's collection.
    white, black, puerto rican/everybody just a freakin'/good times were rollin'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    or she just had older brothers.

    we weren't doing anything bad in primary school either, no smoking or anything like that, and no one was actually having sex either, but it was just impossible to get past 3rd or 4th grade without some kid telling you how the nasty was done. maybe i went to a school full of junior pervs.
    Yeah, that's with a lot of kids, it's normal. I just wasn't around that, I am probably the exception, definitely not the norm. And the friends I hung out with were the same, or they just never mentioned knowing anything about sex beyond a guy and girl get naked and hug. *shrugs*

    And the girl was an only child, but she could have heard it from someone.... but honestly the shit she was saying was pretty graphic and she was saying how she had done this and that... I don't know, like I said, it was really weird.

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    My son's best friend was given this book by his mother (The original)

    Yeah. I have nothing more to add.
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    ^^^^
    well, except for the jazz hands and other comedy details that only us grown-ups will laugh at, i think it's a pretty good book for explaining things to kids.
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    I love the Danish!
    My favourite bit is- "When the father feels especially "loving" , his penis becomes large"

    Only if you are lucky

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