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    I can't imagine getting so fat you just DGAF about anything.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Hell I went to the gym today in shorts and a t-shirt and then, running late, I had to go to straight to a hair appointment. I wasn't sweaty or anything (I just lifted some weights today) but I was embarrassed in my Pixies t-shirt and baggy shorts. I wonder if it's freeing to just not care.

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    Not if the rest of the world has to look at your Cheeto dust-covered fupa hanging out of the crop top you wore in 7th grade while your sweat pants are slowly being pulled from your mountainous, stretchmark-ridden ass because its caught under the wheels of your Wal-Mart hoveround.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic4098_9.gif Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Not if the rest of the world has to look at your Cheeto dust-covered fupa hanging out of the crop top you wore in 7th grade while your sweat pants are slowly being pulled from your mountainous, stretchmark-ridden ass because its caught under the wheels of your Wal-Mart hoveround.
    you need to quote yourself in that random quote thread! ROLFMAO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    Hell I went to the gym today in shorts and a t-shirt and then, running late, I had to go to straight to a hair appointment. I wasn't sweaty or anything (I just lifted some weights today) but I was embarrassed in my Pixies t-shirt and baggy shorts. I wonder if it's freeing to just not care.
    There is nothing embarrassing about The Pixies.

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    Those huge lumpy asses with the mini asses in the buttcrack are what disgust me more than anything. We call them buttlets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post


    someone posted this on FB. this chick is super tweeking. i needed a nap after watching her
    Is this real? What kind of drug makes someone act like that?
    "Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"

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    Maple bacon?
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

    - Mark Twain

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    Gaaaah why would you not wear trousers to go the messages?!?!
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on

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    "VAGETARIAN" - gag.

    usually these make me laugh at least a little. Today I am just disgusted. AAAAAHHHH!!

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    Lol, one of my college professor friends absolutely HATES the trend of young women going to classes in their pajamas. "It just makes me feel like they're prepared, at any moment, to fall asleep."
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