I love the "i like it from behind" t-shirt
oh my goddddddddddd. I was going to eat breakfast.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Could be MUCH worse. At least there's no visible buttcrack.
I'd rather visible buttcrack than visible buttcrack emanations.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
"You look into the eyes of a chicken and you lose yourself in a completely flat, frightening stupidity." - Werner Herzog
Looks like visible shart lines...tres declasse.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
What the hell is a Jagwagon???
It's a Volkswagon with a Jaguar grill stuck on the front of course!
Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding! -Betty White
There is nothing wrong with pajamas, but is it really that hard to throw on some clothes that you don’t sleep in before you go shopping?
Ugh, this is one of my pet peeves; I don't understand why people can't at least get dressed to go shopping! I usually see these young women in their late teens/early 20's waltz in in pajama pants and slippers, even though it's like, 2 o'clock in the afternoon...!
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