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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    I am so very, very glad that my local Tesco has rules stating that they'll refuse service and kick you out if you try to shop in sleepwear or other inappropriate clothing. I do not want to see something like that while trying to find where they've hidden the toothpaste this month.
    Bollocks! This should make shopping more interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    How could her man have let her leave the house like that - with her tag hanging out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Oh, they all state that they have "rules" about refusing services and shirt/shoes, but actually enforcing them is a different story.
    We must have a rarity as our store actually does enforce it. I've been there to do the shopping on a Saturday and witnessed some horror in full make up and dirty PJ's arguing with security about not being allowed in, same with people who are trying to shop barefoot. We still get plenty of scary sights in there though.
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    Oh wow

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    Back breasts!
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    Either that or conjoined triplets.
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    I haven't been to a Walmart in years. I must take that 30 min trek. I can just imagine the shit I'd see there.
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    The infinite possibilities for human fat distribution fascinate me. It's like no two people put on weight in the same way.
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    These people must be mentally ill to think this is acceptable. That man is not wearing any pants!
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    If you scroll back up and see those in reverse, the first chick with the pink backless top and the tiny bit of bum crack seems like a demure little fawn. I love the red beauty with the gorgeous eyebrows.
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    So, how do you just walk out of the house in a t-shirt and flipflops, with your dirty underwear stuck in your buttcrack and have it be okay that you're shopping in public like that? That's not even a bathing suit or a speedo. I swear some of these people run out of the house to Walmart in these outfits just to make that blog.
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    ^Meth.
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