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    I never see people that look like these people at the Walmart in my city. The worst I've seen are the teenagers who think it's cool to wear pajama bottoms out. Or sometimes you get the ones that don't look like "shower" is in their vocabulary and smell, especially of cigarette smoke and when they pass you, you're engulfed in the smell and start gagging (seriously) and the smell stays long after they've left the aisle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SillyME54 View Post
    How? What? I just don't understand...is that her fat gut/fupa and part of her ass hanging out? Could she not get her stretchy sweatpants over her fat and decided, "meh, I'll leave the house with my ass hanging out. It's cool"? Or did her pants start sliding off when she got on her scooter? i mean, what the fuck?!?!
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    ^That's probably wise. This thread is just mind boggling. I certainly don't dress up to go to a place like Walmart but I at least try to make sure that I'm dressed! These people look like they've given up on life.

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    someone posted this on FB. this chick is super tweeking. i needed a nap after watching her
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    That is SO disturbing. ^

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    Every time I come to this thread (but only on this thread), I feel like the most stylish woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post


    someone posted this on FB. this chick is super tweeking. i needed a nap after watching her
    I can't believe the guy got right up close to film her while his kid was in the front of the trolley. What if she'd freaked out and glassed him or something?
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    i watched it without sound but maybe she was prepping for an appearance on supermarket sweep? do you think he had a gopro camera strapped to his chest while walking around walmart, just in case?
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    OK, the guy filiming is breathing way too heavily out of his nose. That's more unnerving to me than the tweeker freak. Besides, to have this freak that close to his child? Nuh uh.

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    That bloke in red has a great rack and pins.
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    So where do you think he keeps his debit card or cash? I'm guessing he's not paying by check.



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    ^^ I really can't believe people are allowed to go into stores "dressed" like that. He doesn't even have shoes on!

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    I am so very, very glad that my local Tesco has rules stating that they'll refuse service and kick you out if you try to shop in sleepwear or other inappropriate clothing. I do not want to see something like that while trying to find where they've hidden the toothpaste this month.
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    Oh, they all state that they have "rules" about refusing services and shirt/shoes, but actually enforcing them is a different story.
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