Page 67 of 72 FirstFirst ... 1757636465666768697071 ... LastLast
Results 991 to 1,005 of 1068
Like Tree106Likes

Thread: Best blog EVAR! People of WalMart

  1. #991
    Elite Member MsDark's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Northwest MS/Memphis TN
    Posts
    26,292

    Default

    I can't even tell if some of these women aren't pregnant. A couple of those bellies actually look like there could be something in there. How in the fuck do people let themselves get like this? When I was a kid going to the store with mom, you might see one person as big as any one of these folks. That's how I learned at an early age (from mom) "it's not polite to stare". Now at least half the people I see walking through the average store here in MS are as big as this. The ones that end up on here are the ones who are still dressing like they weigh 115# because I guess they are either clueless or just plain don't give a shit.

    I wouldn't be surprised if that woman in the red shorts isn't even aware that they're riding up to where her ass is showing (never mind that even if they weren't, she'd still look a hot mess in them).

    My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex

    "I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin

  2. #992
    Elite Member sluce's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Top Secret Spy for Leann Rimes
    Posts
    37,349

    Default

    I never see any of these people in my Walmart. I think I need to move.
    Liza and Butterfly like this.
    You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl

  3. #993
    Elite Member Sylkyn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Indahood, AL
    Posts
    8,971

    Default

    I see these nightmares on a daily basis. Not the ones in costumes or over-the-top bullshit, but the total lard-asses and scum bags with their asses hanging out...yeah--every damn day. Makes me want to puke.
    greysfang and shedevilang like this.

  4. #994
    Elite Member OrangeSlice's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Studying with Master Grumpy Cat
    Posts
    10,004

    Default

    I don't know that it's a specific Wal-Mart location sometimes, but rather time of day and time of month. Not to stereotype at all, but the day after EBT cards are reloaded, the local Wally World (at least the ones around here) turns into the People of Wal-Mart Hall of Fame.
    Sylkyn, shedevilang and Butterfly like this.
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

    "Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie

  5. #995
    Elite Member SHELLEE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Florida Keys
    Posts
    20,627

    Default

    I haven't been to a Walmart in years (not a big shopper) but the last time I was there I didn't see anything like this. I'm sure the one nearest me would be very much like these however.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
    #fingersinthebootyassbitch

  6. #996
    Elite Member louiswinthorpe111's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Middle America
    Posts
    12,188

    Default

    Sluce, go to Walmart on a Friday night, 11p-12a. They are all over the place then. With their babies and toddlers.
    Bellatheball likes this.
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

  7. #997
    Elite Member MsDark's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Northwest MS/Memphis TN
    Posts
    26,292

    Default

    Sluce if you want to feel like the hottest bitch on this planet move to MS with me. There's a house on my street for sale.
    My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex

    "I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin

  8. #998
    Elite Member dowcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Brasil
    Posts
    24,561

    Default




    "Tão estranho carregar uma vida inteira no corpo, e ninguém suspeitar dos traumas, das quedas, dos medos, dos choros."
    Caio Fernando Abreu

  9. #999
    Elite Member Quazar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    4,107

    Default

    ^^ After the first two, the last picture doesn't seem so bad...
    The more people I encounter, the more I like my animals.

  10. #1000
    Super Moderator twitchy2.0's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Milliways
    Posts
    55,679

    Default

    Bring back the muumuu!
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    "What's traitors, precious?" -- President Gollum

  11. #1001
    Gold Member Froogy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    1,268

    Default

    I suddenly feel really good about my appearance. Thanks Walmart!
    Brookie, SuriCruise and rockchick like this.

  12. #1002
    Elite Member Waterslide's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    out where the buses don't run
    Posts
    13,606

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I never see any of these people in my Walmart. I think I need to move.
    That is exactly how I feel whenever I visit this thread.

    I don't understand how people even maneuver themselves into some of these get ups, much less how they keep them on, but I guess a lot of them don't keep them on.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

  13. #1003
    Elite Member Grimmlok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
    Posts
    55,372

    Default

    I assume that the fat people in scooters are just too fat and lazy to walk on their own, right
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

  14. #1004
    Elite Member CornFlakegrl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Hanging with the raisin girls
    Posts
    13,385

    Default

    Or their weight has destroyed their hips/knees/feet.

  15. #1005
    Elite Member SillyME54's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Posts
    3,789

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by dowcat View Post
    How? What? I just don't understand...is that her fat gut/fupa and part of her ass hanging out? Could she not get her stretchy sweatpants over her fat and decided, "meh, I'll leave the house with my ass hanging out. It's cool"? Or did her pants start sliding off when she got on her scooter? i mean, what the fuck?!?!
    MmeVertigina likes this.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 11
    Last Post: December 20th, 2009, 03:47 AM
  2. Stuff White People Like - Hilarious blog
    By A*O in forum Laughs and Oddities
    Replies: 41
    Last Post: June 27th, 2009, 05:15 PM
  3. Replies: 14
    Last Post: October 5th, 2008, 08:23 AM
  4. Bestest Jeans EVAR
    By WhateverLolaWants in forum Laughs and Oddities
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: December 22nd, 2007, 11:16 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •