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    Yeah, there was one in full-on pajamas behind me in Sam's yesterday. A guy in his thirties, pretty clean cut, but big flannel pajama bottoms and top complete with slippers. There's trashy, then there's just plain lazy.
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    They're making pants with built in ass-flaps now?!?!? WTF! is my country so fucking lazy that we can't be bothered to pull down stretchy pants w/an elastic waistband?
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    Yeah, those Forever Lazy things with the buttflap are just embarrassing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean James View Post
    They're making pants with built in ass-flaps now?!?!? WTF! is my country so fucking lazy that we can't be bothered to pull down stretchy pants w/an elastic waistband?
    I'd think it takes more effort to pull down the buttflap that's fastened with velcro. Also, what if it hangs down in the toilet? You'll end up shitting all over it . Yeah I know you're supposed to hold it but anyone willing to wear this thing probably does not have the mental capacity to actually think of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Shit!!! I swear I think that chick in the $5 bin is my SIL. I REALLY think that's her!
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    I went to Walmart yesterday. I dressed, just in case anyone was taking pictures and My hair was flawless. Big disappointment. Everyone had on coats & jackets. Decent ones at that. They did, however, have my dogs favorite treats for a lot cheaper!
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    Is this you McJag? Classy woman







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    One thing that cracks me up is that the 'people of walmart' moms at my school always give me VERY condescending looks at Parent gatherings. this is something I've only recently noticed... I think it goes back to an earlier discussion in this thread. Like, "You take care of your body and appearance so you're a snot," kind of thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    One thing that cracks me up is that the 'people of walmart' moms at my school always give me VERY condescending looks at Parent gatherings. this is something I've only recently noticed... I think it goes back to an earlier discussion in this thread. Like, "You take care of your body and appearance so you're a snot," kind of thing
    I get asked regularly at my daughters preschool where I work....I don't work (or don't actually punch a clock) I am a SAHM. And these parents are like why do you dress so nicely to come to preschool then? I say because I can and I like to. I don't wear Versace, but I never look a mess. Most of the parents roll in wearing sweats and for me personally, that's just messy. Some, its a necessity due to health issues, but most are either too lazy and the very small minority might actually come from the gym...
    Just my opinion...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Bella - did you ever ask her?
    Hell no but the next time I'm at her house, I'm going through her closet to look for that shirt. I'm dead serious though. The chances are better than 90% that's her.

    ETA: She's the same one who wanted all of their groomsmen to pick her up for a photo at their wedding.

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    Can someone explain to me what's going on with the lower half of her body? Her ass is so wide and low and her legs are so stumpy. She's got humongous thighs and her calves are so skinny. Why is her waist so long? It's like 2 different people!?!?! She looks like she went to that tranny cement injecting doctor.

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    Maybe it is this 'doctor'... or indeed a patient/victim


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    Yeah, I had to wonder when I saw that one whether or not she had been in a hampton inn lately...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SillyME54 View Post



    Can someone explain to me what's going on with the lower half of her body? Her ass is so wide and low and her legs are so stumpy. She's got humongous thighs and her calves are so skinny. Why is her waist so long? It's like 2 different people!?!?! She looks like she went to that tranny cement injecting doctor.
    Can butt implants drift into the saddlebag area? Because that is my only guess.
    Tiene razon, y gracias por su opinion. Now go fuck yourself.

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