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    You couldn't pay me to be in line for Black Friday anywhere, especially Walmart. WTF










    Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #2: Nobody has ever, ever, ever, EVER been tasered while shopping online. Fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    You couldn't pay me to be in line for Black Friday anywhere, especially Walmart. WTF
    Oh look, it's probably the dude that tried to gt 25 waffle irons for $2.84.
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    Who ARE these freaks? My gawd!

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    gosh that guy who has the dick is disgusting, im sure its tiny too. i hate little controlling willies
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    i used to work at wal-mart in florida. so many ppl came in reeking of weed or beer

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    Da hell?!?! I am really confused by these pants? Are they the ones with an open butt flap that little kids wear? Or did they rip and he taped them or is it done intentionally to cleverly show that ass cheek with the klassy tattoo? So many questions!!

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    Shit!!! I swear I think that chick in the $5 bin is my SIL. I REALLY think that's her!

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    I saw a chick in her pajamas the other day. Fuzzy slippers and all. I tried to take a pic, but I was too damn slow.
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    I had a People of Walmart behind me the other day. I generally try to avoid Walmart, so the fact that the ONE day I had to stop in there, I have a guy who looks like Basquiat in a superman cape behind me...

    There was no way I could have gotten a photo without just plain turning around and whipping out my phone in his face. He was so close I could smell him
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    If I ever come to America, the first thing I'm doing is go to Walmart. Several, if possible. Better than Disneyland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SillyME54 View Post


    Da hell?!?! I am really confused by these pants? Are they the ones with an open butt flap that little kids wear? Or did they rip and he taped them or is it done intentionally to cleverly show that ass cheek with the klassy tattoo? So many questions!!
    I think it's one of those Forever Lazy outfits. The new snuggie type thing that you can actually wear around. It has a butt flap like that too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    I generally try to avoid Walmart, so the fact that the ONE day I had to stop in there, I have a guy who looks like Basquiat in a superman cape behind me...
    Oh my god that image is glorious!
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