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    I was at Target with my 70 yr old dad and some cracked out looking whore was there...my dad looks at me and says, "What is a person of Walmart doing here?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post


    Picture A - I thought Snooki was losing weight.
    Picture B - I MAY know her...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Picture A - I thought Snooki was losing weight.
    Picture B - I MAY know her...
    Shedevil?
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
    #fingersinthebootyassbitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Shedevil?
    shedevil would NEVAR wear those shoes!
    Kill him.
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    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    I was at Target with my 70 yr old dad and some cracked out looking whore was there...my dad looks at me and says, "What is a person of Walmart doing here?"
    Oh, I like your Dad!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Shedevil?
    *gets knife
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    *gets knife
    *Whistles innocently* What? Mel said it was someone she knew...
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
    #fingersinthebootyassbitch

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    Mel does know more people than me, her brothers love strippers Gawldamnit! And I would never be caught dead in those shoes or fishnets btw *hair flips out of here
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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    Its like Fred Flintstone had a sex change
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Mel does know more people than me, her brothers love strippers Gawldamnit! And I would never be caught dead in those shoes or fishnets btw *hair flips out of here
    pish! you know your brother likes strippers too.. he's just been fortunate enough not to make babies with them. and, to be fair, I think my brother learned that lesson too!
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post


    Its like Fred Flintstone had a sex change



    I can totally see it!
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    there must be a lot of gender identity issues going on in the sticks.
    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    I know way too many people who think cleavage = sexy no matter the situation.
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