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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    That woman in boots doesn't look awful, she is covered up
    A far cry from many walmart shoppers, at least in the south.
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    Do people think they're invisible when they go to Walmart? I don't get it.

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    How have I not seen this thread before (or have I? Maybe I blocked it out it because it traumatized me so much)? There is a lot here to laugh at but also a hell of a lot to be utterly horrified at.

    Oh what the hell, keep 'em coming.

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    All I can say is thank God this thread doesn't have smell-o-vision. Some of these nasty ass people I see at Walmart haven't bathed in two years or more.
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    I talked with someone at work today who is, essentially, a sphere. She told me she was at Walmart to buy shoes and some of the ladies working there were laughing at her saying Walmart shoes weren't meant for hugely fat feet. I mean seriously, how big does one have to be for Walmart employees to think you're too fat?? I felt bad for her until she started telling me that this is how God made her. I wanted to ask, "God made you 500lbs????" but I didn't.

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    Still that is pretty mean of anyone to say. I find it hard to believe she even found one employee to mock her, much less several. But I've never bought their shoes, so I'm just saying. I have been in the store before, and the employee's look pretty busy usually. Is she the type who says things to get pity and maybe some love type attention?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    You know, you say that like its a joke... but if I ever catch someone taking pictures of me at Wal-Mart, my first inclination is going to be to kill that person. I do NOT want to be on this website!
    I wasn't joking motherfuckers around here are cray cray and would stomp a mudhole in that ass and I would point and laugh, and prolly take pics to show ya'll lmao!

    I can't believe employees were making fun of her, hell I can't ever find one to help when I need one and she had 7, fucking lucky bitch right there
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    I'd love to think that last pic is Paula Deen. But she's probably got a wider load than this.
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    Holy moly; how in the hell did this person manage to pull the zipper up on that pair of jeans? It looks like two arses - one set of buttcheeks resting on top of another. Funny and mesmerizing
    Tiene razon, y gracias por su opinion. Now go fuck yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post







    Holy moly; how in the hell did this person manage to pull the zipper up on that pair of jeans? It looks like two arses - one set of buttcheeks resting on top of another. Funny and mesmerizing
    I've seen this before and the chic had her wallet in her crack and then looked offended at the fact that I stared and started gagging lmao!
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    The fuck is THIS mess? How do you walk in these? Why would you wear anything so stupid looking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    I talked with someone at work today who is, essentially, a sphere. She told me she was at Walmart to buy shoes and some of the ladies working there were laughing at her saying Walmart shoes weren't meant for hugely fat feet. I mean seriously, how big does one have to be for Walmart employees to think you're too fat?? I felt bad for her until she started telling me that this is how God made her. I wanted to ask, "God made you 500lbs????" but I didn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    The fuck is THIS mess? How do you walk in these? Why would you wear anything so stupid looking?
    I saw these freaks on TV. They're so hot right now.

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