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    I saw a killer one at McDonald's this morning. I was in the drive thru and this woman came out the side door in front of the car. Massive woman with a bright purple supertight tank dress on with one of those long (and supertight) shirts with the completely shredded back over it. I loathe those stupid shredded shirts. Oh, and socks with black boots. It was over 90 degress. Ew. She went and got into a van with some other ladies that made her look like a fashion model. Even the woman working the drive thru stared at her and then looked at me laughed and shook her head. Maybe they need to start a sister site- People of McDonald's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Britons in Wal-Mart!



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    I love Alex and Liam! I'm a little more savvy now, but my mom and i still shake our heads sometimes at the things you can buy in the US, usually some variation of a (fake) food product.
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    I would say preparing to take a shit in the parking lot.
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    Bikini-clad customer takes issue with Walmart

    By Molly Blancett KVAL News Published: Jul 27, 2011 at 8:05 PM PDT


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    EUGENE, Ore. - Sandy McMillin and her sister Karla Vogt went to Walmart on Sunday to buy sour cream, chips and coffee creamer.


    The temperature that day hit 90 degrees, so McMillin threw on a turquoise bikini and a pair of shorts.
    She said five minutes into her shopping trip while in the clothing aisle, a store employee told her to put on a shirt or leave, saying the swimsuit violated health codes.
    "I was horrified," McMillin told KVAL News. "I am embarrassed."
    "We just walked in, straight over to the clothing," Vogt said. "It's wrong. If you don't like the way someone looks, don't look at them."
    McMillin said employees then escorted her and her sister out of the store.
    "I hadn't done anything obnoxious or outlandish," McMillin said.
    To be fair, KVAL News contacted Walmart to get their side of the story.
    Walmart spokeswoman Ashley Hardie told KVAL News that McMillin has it all wrong.
    Hardie said customers complained and McMillin verbally abused people in the store. But Hardie said McMillin was was never escorted outside.
    "We can understand her frustration. It was not our intent to offend the customer, and we have apologized to her," Hardie said. "We have also reinforced with our associates our expectations of how to handle these matters."
    McMillin said that is not good enough and that she will never shop at Walmart again.
    Bikini-clad customer takes issue with Walmart | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO News | Local & Regional


    A walmart with standards!

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    "I was horrified," McMillin told KVAL News. "I am embarrassed."

    Well...
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    I thought that was a dude.
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    Michael K's take

    Walmart Can't Handle Sandy McMillin's Bikini Body


    Looking like she just fell off of the cover of the People of Walmart: Swimsuit Edition, Beverly McClellan Sandy McMillin displayed her rollbacks and more in a bikini top when she sashayed into a Walmart in Eugene, Oregon to buy chips, sour cream (no comment) and coffee creamer. The temperature was in the 90s and so Sandy wanted most of her skin touched by the freezing air shooting out of Walmart's vents. But Sandy wasn't even there for a few minutes when a Walmart employee let her know that they weren't going to let her sessy bikini body be great. Yes, because we all know Walmart is the epitome of decorum.











    Are we really going to pretend that you can't find exposed back cleavage next to bacon bits and a bare Homer Simpson faced torso next to pork rinds at almost any Walmart? Apparently, we are, because Walmart did kick Sandy out for showing too much. Sandy put it like this to Komo News:
    "I was horrified. I am embarrassed....It's wrong. If you don't like the way someone looks, don't look at them....I hadn't done anything obnoxious or outlandish."
    A spokeswhore for Walmart says that isn't true and and that several customers complained that Sandy brought the bitch on them by verbally abusing them. Sandy denies screaming at customers and says Walmart simply excused her beauty.
    Okay, if you can't display your sloppy side tit and bloated gut at Walmart, where can you?! And since when is turning into a manic tornado of crazy in the aisles not allowed at Walmart? My ass was under the impression that you'd get kicked out of Walmart if you don't flash your fupa and act like a crazy person. What is happening to Walmart? What is happening to our America?
    via HuffPo (Thanks Beth)

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    I think she has a false leg to complete the look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    "Stretchy 6"? Thank god they didn't get the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    I think she has a false leg to complete the look.
    looks like a knee brace to me

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    Phew! I was worried for a while there. So what's with the fake navel above her real one? Bullet hole or lipo??
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    I don't understand the "I bought it at Wal-Mart, therefore it is okay that I wear it to Wal-Mart" argument. Yeah, Wal-Mart sells thongs too, but I don't think they'd let me in if that was all I was wearing. Do they not still have the shirt and shoes required signs? Wal-Mart sells mayonaisse too. Think they'd let me in just wearing the mayo?

    That said, if she was being a bitch to other customers, then they can kick her ass out anytime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    McMillin said that is not good enough and that she will never shop at Walmart again.
    Then it's Chapter 7 for Walmart.

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    THIS is why I avoid WalMart.
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